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Let's All Do A Bluf
« on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:24:00 PM »


In honour of our favourite Scottishenglishman and his corking photo from earlier on, give us your best Bluf.  :snod:

"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:25:22 PM »
:lol:

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:30:37 PM »


:smug:

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:31:32 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.
Acceptance level adequate.

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:32:58 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:33:50 PM »
Longest I have seen your hair you dirty hippy! Starting to look a bit like Keefaz.
Acceptance level adequate.

Wullie

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:34:32 PM »
:lol:
Jeff's Garage - Cheaper than some other garages.

jimburst

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:34:55 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:35:12 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:38:14 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.

f***ing jizz-cock. :lol:
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Nobody

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:39:31 PM »
Dave and tooj have swapped hair.

I swapped hair with a knackered tennis ball.

Looks like 2J swapped his head with a knackered tennis ball, tbh.
mackems.gif
   

LBW

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:45:08 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0
"You're giving ME the 'it's naat you it's me' routine? If it's anybaady, it's ME!!"
"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:53:57 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0
Looks like your shitting

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:55:39 PM »
:lol:

Disco

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 09:56:16 PM »
This thread could easily be retitled to 'pull your best cumface'

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:01:08 PM »
My effort


LBW

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:01:12 PM »


I'm bluffing!!

 O0
Looks like your shitting

I had actually just managed to swallow a decapitated cavemans' head!!
"You're giving ME the 'it's naat you it's me' routine? If it's anybaady, it's ME!!"
"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

BlufPurdi

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:10:57 PM »
Is this any way to treat the man you love, Jonny? :hmm:
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:13:21 PM »
Distinct lack of Blufs. Come on people!

LBW

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:16:50 PM »
Distinct lack of Blufs. Come on people!

YEAH! Come on guys!

It's not real man! we're bluffing!!

HA HA.. see what i did there, again!  I used Blufs' name but twisted.......... f*** OFF TIT

"You're giving ME the 'it's naat you it's me' routine? If it's anybaady, it's ME!!"
"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:18:33 PM »

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:19:25 PM »


You look remarkably similar to Lee Hurst!

Used to love that guy on TTIAO, before it went totally and completely s***.

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:20:34 PM »


You look remarkably similar to Lee Hurst!

Used to love that guy on TTIAO, before it went totally and completely s***.

Is he still alive? Not seen any of his stuff for years now.

Dave

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Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:25:09 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIucSM3xYXQ" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIucSM3xYXQ</a>


Had me in tears at the time.

Re: Let's All Do A Bluf
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 25 March 2008, 10:26:06 PM »
I looked into the eye of the Island and what I saw was beautiful.

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