Topic: Please can some1 help me- I am desperate

[LBW]

Almost an HOUR in

5 f***ing pages!

But I'm sure it'll stop DEAD

[GM]

I'll do it Deep.

That's the way your missus likes it anyway. Deep.

[midds]

For f***s sake.

This t***'s getting locked soon like. 

[Dave]

[Deep456]

faster peeps. I am on a warning.

[GM]

This reminds me of the first time my parents went on holiday without me when I was about 16, and I went on the family computer and tried to find some porn. Needless to say, a porno spyware completely took over Windows and Internet Explorer, and you couldn't do anything without a hundred RobertT wannabes taking over your computer.

If I tried to download a virus checker off the net, my search would get hijacked and I'd get redirected to another virus link masquerading as a virus checker, and it would ask me to pass details onto others, clearly trying to virus them too.

Got rid of it the day before my parents got back. My week of freedom turned into a week 8am-2am trying to remove spyware from the computer in order to save my life. Sounds like you dont have that luxury Deep.

So what you think is the cure for you Deep may actually be the poison. I'd investigate the stuff others have suggested before following through with this referral thing that seems as dodgy as f***.

Best leave the comedy to your lookalike in future, James.

[GM]

For f***s sake.

This t***'s getting locked soon like. 

This thread's better than : lol :, tbh

[Deep456]

For f***s sake.

This t***'s getting locked soon like. 

I will send you a thank you card if you don't lock it. /winks

[Dave]

Unlucky.

[midds]

For f***s sake.

This t***'s getting locked soon like. 

I will send you a thank you card if you don't lock it. /winks

Get bent.