Author Topic: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials (Read 20416 times)

Sifu · « **Reply #850 on:** Sunday 18 December 2011, 06:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Cajun on Sunday 18 December 2011, 06:55:26 PM

Didn't they do one where they pretended it was the end of the world to get the lass that didn't want anything to do with some fella to sleep with him.

Pretty weird advert.

Yep, they did make one you've just described.

GM · « **Reply #851 on:** Sunday 18 December 2011, 06:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Cajun on Sunday 18 December 2011, 06:55:26 PM

Didn't they do one where they pretended it was the end of the world to get the lass that didn't want anything to do with some fella to sleep with him.

Pretty weird advert.

On that basis, I wonder if this will be turned it another Pepsi Max advert? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh7MxarEAXVO0Wji16

indi · « **Reply #852 on:** Sunday 18 December 2011, 07:06:56 PM »

Yeah, that's what I mean they're basically saying c***s drink Pepsi Max.

indi · « **Reply #853 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 12:57:22 AM »

Ban this evil s*** & kill those responsible for it.


Science Behind the Beauty: Oral B Professional Care 300 Electric Toothbrush review


Science Behind the Beauty: Head & Shoulders Classic Cream review


Science Behind the Beauty: Olay Regenerist 3 Point Treatment Cream review

wormy · « **Reply #854 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 12:59:33 AM »

I would genuinely happily deck this c*** until he dies.


First Choice TV Advert 2011 "60"

Ginola · « **Reply #855 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 01:02:11 AM »

Worked on me, I want to go on holiday and have everyone cheering for me.

wormy · « **Reply #856 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 01:05:17 AM »

Imagine trying to do that s*** in real life.

Messi · « **Reply #857 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 01:16:28 AM »

Speccy t***.

Ginola · « **Reply #858 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 01:19:13 AM »

It's going to happen, man. My next holiday, everyone's going to be cheering like f***, telling me I'm the man!

Super Duper Branko Strupar · « **Reply #859 on:** Monday 2 January 2012, 01:53:32 AM »

Any Special K advert. Eating a particular cereal will not make you a tall, slim, attractive brunette woman unless you are a tall, slim, attractive brunette woman.

Optimistic Nut · « **Reply #860 on:** Saturday 7 January 2012, 04:19:00 PM »

Can't find the good adverts thread, but the new Vinny Jones one is f***ing fantastic.

Dave · « **Reply #861 on:** Saturday 7 January 2012, 05:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Optimistic Nut on Saturday 7 January 2012, 04:19:00 PM

Can't find the good adverts thread, but the new Vinny Jones one is f***ing fantastic.

http://www.wimp.com/vinniejones/

wormy · « **Reply #862 on:** Saturday 7 January 2012, 06:21:01 PM »

That CPR one? f***ing nuts

Optimistic Nut · « **Reply #863 on:** Saturday 7 January 2012, 11:01:52 PM »

possibly my favourite ever advert.

Ketsbaia · « **Reply #864 on:** Saturday 7 January 2012, 11:47:33 PM »

Yeah i like it too. There should be more ones like that - teach us the Heimlich dammmit!

NUFC54 · « **Reply #865 on:** Tuesday 17 January 2012, 11:29:58 AM »


Bog off! - Churchill car insurance advert featuring Martin Clunes

This advert really pisses me off.

wormy · « **Reply #866 on:** Saturday 21 January 2012, 06:48:32 PM »

Starting to grow more and more irate by Geordie Shore's new advert every time it comes on. Just so much nonsensical drivel, do they purposely mean it to barely make sense? And f***ing hideous at attempting to get new phrases going on the back of 'on it like a car bonnet'. I'm the complete other end of the country and I'm embarrassed by the f***ing s**** ffs.

HansDownerpantz · « **Reply #867 on:** Monday 23 January 2012, 08:57:20 PM »

Quote from: wormy on Saturday 21 January 2012, 06:48:32 PM

Starting to grow more and more irate by Geordie Shore's new advert every time it comes on. Just so much nonsensical drivel, do they purposely mean it to barely make sense? And f***ing hideous at attempting to get new phrases going on the back of 'on it like a car bonnet'. I'm the complete other end of the country and I'm embarrassed by the f***ing s**** ffs.

Just came in here to post it like and found the individual ones on youtube

That James just cracks me up, he's a pure bellend but some of the random one liners they would just cut too were class... "I'm f***ing mortal me like"


Geordie Shore - Season 2 - James

"Areet"

HansDownerpantz · « **Reply #868 on:** Monday 30 January 2012, 10:25:44 PM »

Kids: "I don't like vegetables but my brother does" "And I don't like curry but my brother does"

Mother: "My fix is this curry with vegtables in it!!!"

Optimistic Nut · « **Reply #869 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:04:33 PM »

Those new BT broadband ones. That lad annoys the s*** out of me.

Sifu · « **Reply #870 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Optimistic Nut on Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:04:33 PM

Those new BT broadband ones. That lad annoys the s*** out of me.

The lad who owns the flat? Yeah, he's annoying as f***.

Sifu · « **Reply #871 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:29:55 PM »


Granny Rap Lyrics

Dave · « **Reply #872 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 08:20:10 PM »

Quote from: Optimistic Nut on Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:04:33 PM

Those new BT broadband ones. That lad annoys the s*** out of me.

There's another where he takes the lass to a café and they get on a hotspot. I hope they're not planning on creating another f***ing soap thing like they did with that c*** out of My Family.

Chubby for Liverpool · « **Reply #873 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 08:35:20 PM »

Quote from: Sifu on Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:29:55 PM

Granny Rap Lyrics

HATE this so f***ing much.

Optimistic Nut · « **Reply #874 on:** Sunday 12 February 2012, 08:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Dave on Sunday 12 February 2012, 08:20:10 PM

Quote from: Optimistic Nut on Sunday 12 February 2012, 07:04:33 PM
Those new BT broadband ones. That lad annoys the s*** out of me.

There's another where he takes the lass to a café and they get on a hotspot. I hope they're not planning on creating another f***ing soap thing like they did with that c*** out of My Family.

Yeah that's the one.