Topic: Daft questions Thread

[Mike]

And there it is, a proper person answers my question. All you clowns out there, take a look at GM; a proper person dishing out proper answers.

I said the exact same s***.

[GM]

And there it is, a proper person answers my question. All you clowns out there, take a look at GM; a proper person dishing out proper answers.

Yeah, that's right. Reward me with faux adulation. About sums up the state of our society: help an aged woman across the street, get arrested for being a sexual deviant.

f*** this world.

[pedro111]

And there it is, a proper person answers my question. All you clowns out there, take a look at GM; a proper person dishing out proper answers.

I said the exact same s***.

Yours was just all clownish type guesswork based on past events from your youth. GM put his mind to it to seek out the truth.

[Mike]

Yeah, back in the day when I used to beat the s*** out of horses.

[Pilko]

For christs sake. There is no donkey, horse or mule in 'Donkey Punch'. That was a reference to Mike mentioning having violent non-consensual sex on a boat. Look it up on Wikipedia!

[GM]

For christs sake. There is no donkey, horse or mule in 'Donkey Punch'. That was a reference to Mike mentioning having violent non-consensual sex on a boat. Look it up on Wikipedia!

You want to see a doctor about that, tbh.

[pedro111]

Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

[Mike]

For christs sake. There is no donkey, horse or mule in 'Donkey Punch'. That was a reference to Mike mentioning having violent non-consensual sex on a boat. Look it up on Wikipedia!

We apologize, man. No one thought anyone else would go that in depth on the rape joke, that's all. You're too layered for us, man.

[pedro111]

When is Mike gonna visit Newcastle?

[GM]

When is Mike gonna visit Newcastle?

Would he actually even get past our customs at the airport though?

[Cajun]

When is Mike gonna visit Newcastle?

I am coming up whenever he does.

[Mike]

When is Mike gonna visit Newcastle?

Would he actually even get past our customs at the airport though?

Holy s***.

[pedro111]

When is Mike gonna visit Newcastle?

I am coming up whenever he does.

It will be like Jimmy Carter's presidential Visit to Newcastle in 1977.

[Mike]

You told me you wanted to fight to the death, so when I come, I'm not saying s***.

[pedro111]

You told me you wanted to fight to the death, so when I come, I'm not saying s***.

That fight will take place when you least expect it. I wouldn't be so amateurish as to take you on when you would expect to be confronted ie on my home turf......You could be strolling out from a Knicks game, twinkie in hand looking for some horse to knock out and f*** when all of a sudden I might swoop down from your blindside and deliver your doom. That's just one of many possible endings for you.

[Cajun]

You told me you wanted to fight to the death, so when I come, I'm not saying s***.

That fight will take place when you least expect it. I wouldn't be so amateurish as to take you on when you would expect to be confronted ie on my home turf......You could be strolling out from a Knicks game, twinkie in hand looking for some horse to knock out and f*** when all of a sudden I might swoop down from your blindside and deliver your doom. That's just one of many possible endings for you.

[Ste]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[GM]

All this money the country owes...to whom do we owe it?

[Tooj]

You told me you wanted to fight to the death, so when I come, I'm not saying s***.

That fight will take place when you least expect it. I wouldn't be so amateurish as to take you on when you would expect to be confronted ie on my home turf......You could be strolling out from a Knicks game, twinkie in hand looking for some horse to knock out and f*** when all of a sudden I might swoop down from your blindside and deliver your doom. That's just one of many possible endings for you.

[Boosden]

All this money the country owes...to whom do we owe it?

Did we not borrow it from the bank to bail out the banks, now we have to pay that bank back?

[Adam^]

All this money the country owes...to whom do we owe it?

China, as to where they got the money from.... we should of just magiced money out of no where problem solved.

[Kaizero]

What would be a good tagline for a film called "Polar Bear Vampires" about a group of teenage students being eaten by Polar Bear Vampires way up north?

[Pilko]

"it's really really really really good"?

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

'Chilling'?

[Kaizero]

That's not really taglines though, more like quotes from a review.