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Disco

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20600 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 06:23:18 PM »
Need train tickets to Liverpool, best (cheapest) place to get them from? Also, which station should I be going to, Lime Street or Central?

Lime St, Central is only for local trains.

I find www.eastcoast.co.uk or www.redspottedhanky.com the most user friendly, don't charge fees either.

Anderson

  • Allez les Toon!
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20601 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:00:39 PM »
:thup:
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20602 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:30:06 PM »
Just installed firefox, seeing as people are always going on about how it''s much better than IE.

What add-ons etc should I get? Don't see any difference so far tbh- apart from just tried to hit Alt-S to post this, and it opens up the history menu, wtf?

Dave

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20603 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:41:57 PM »
Open up a new Window/Tab and type “about:config” in the address bar.
In the Filter bar type: “ui.key.contentAccess” and press enter.
Double click the item and change the value from 5 to 4.

Dave

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20604 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:43:30 PM »
I have Adblock Plus, Echofon, Imgur uploader and Stylish (with a style to put the addon bar in the bottom corner).

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20605 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 09:09:34 PM »
Open up a new Window/Tab and type “about:config” in the address bar.
In the Filter bar type: “ui.key.contentAccess” and press enter.
Double click the item and change the value from 5 to 4.

Nice one, thanks. Will have a look at the extensions :thup:

OpenC

  • JOINT 9TH
Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20606 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 09:46:44 PM »
Tab mix plus to force single window mode is pretty great, unless there's an easier way to do that these days.

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20607 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 08:42:36 AM »
Is it acceptable to fart in someone elses bed?
AS9

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20608 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 01:19:31 AM »
Is it acceptable to fart in someone elses bed?

Are they in it? Girlfriend? If so, she's gotta learn to deal with it sometime. If they're not there, who gives a s***?


How quickly should you pass your food through your system to s***? Dominos pizza at about 4pm with the first sweetcorn I've had in weeks. Get home about 9pm and it shoots straight out of me. I didn't think food should go you so fast, should it?

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20609 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 01:21:33 AM »
You want to stop shoving Corn up your arse. Use cucumber.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20610 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 01:26:13 AM »
 :tobey:

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20611 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:05:48 AM »
You want to stop shoving Corn up your arse. Use cucumber.

Or butter up the corn.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20612 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:13:32 AM »
You want to stop shoving Corn up your arse. Use cucumber.

Or butter up the corn.

This guy knows his s***.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20613 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:26:51 AM »
You could say...I've got an ear for it. :tobey: :memelol:

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20614 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:29:18 AM »
:lol: f*** off.

jimburst

  • Yeah Buddy!
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20615 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 11:40:19 AM »
Anyone know if that Regaine For Men foam works? It's a hair loss thing, it looks like the best product out there....

Did a little reading about the active compound (Minoxidil) in some journals and it seems it only works on specific types of Alopecia, and only really works if you're in the early stages of balding. Been used for ages though (was reading a journal from the early 80's) so I suppose if it's considered the best (and you can't afford a Rooney) then it's probs worth a try.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20616 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 12:52:18 PM »
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20617 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 03:09:41 PM »
Is it acceptable to fart in someone elses bed?

Are they in it? Girlfriend? If so, she's gotta learn to deal with it sometime. If they're not there, who gives a s***?


How quickly should you pass your food through your system to s***? Dominos pizza at about 4pm with the first sweetcorn I've had in weeks. Get home about 9pm and it shoots straight out of me. I didn't think food should go you so fast, should it?

was just some random girl, she was asleep I went for it, got away with it

i often need a s*** very soon after eating. usually just assume that my most recent meal was just forcing the previous one out
AS9

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20618 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
I had about 3 and a half hours sleep last night due to watching the Superbowl.

(Spoiler
)

Anyway, why did I feel so productive at work today? 7 hours sleep and I can sometimes feel lethargic, but today I got through a load of stuff and didn't feel tired at any point.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20619 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 11:37:12 PM »
I know when I have barely any sleep I'll go f***ing nuts at work to try and keep myself awake. Just keep going so you don't realise you could collapse in a snoring heap at any second.

Ketsbaia

  • Mr Dalglish has not been sacked.
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20620 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 12:23:54 AM »
Anyone know if that Regaine For Men foam works? It's a hair loss thing, it looks like the best product out there....

Did a little reading about the active compound (Minoxidil) in some journals and it seems it only works on specific types of Alopecia, and only really works if you're in the early stages of balding. Been used for ages though (was reading a journal from the early 80's) so I suppose if it's considered the best (and you can't afford a Rooney) then it's probs worth a try.

It's pretty early and, as you say, it's cheaper than other stuff. Only Regaine and Propecia are approved by the FDA in America, which make me think it's worth a shot. I'll see what my GP says. Thanks!

Ginola

  • David... Arbeit!
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20621 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:37:15 PM »
If I'm not in to collect a package I need to sign for will it go to the Post Office where I can collect and sign for it, or will I have to rearrange delivery?

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20622 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:42:14 PM »
You'll get a Royal Mail slip through your door saying you weren't in and that it'll be at the Post Office/sorting office to collect.

That's what it's always been for me, anyway.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Si

  • Love, Feeling & European Football
Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20623 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:42:19 PM »
If I'm not in to collect a package I need to sign for will it go to the Post Office where I can collect and sign for it, or will I have to rearrange delivery?

It goes back to the sorting office, if your not in and they leave the card if you go on the Royal Mail website you can get it delivered to your local post office for a small charge and then collect it at your pleasure. Where I live i'm five min walk from sorting office so it's a doddle but I used to get stuff re-delivered to local post office before I moved as it's easier.
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Dave

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20624 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:42:43 PM »
If I'm not in to collect a package I need to sign for will it go to the Post Office where I can collect and sign for it, or will I have to rearrange delivery?

Should have left you a card, but generally you have to wait 24hrs then you can go and pick it up. You need the card to arrange redelivery.

PS: sorting office, not post office.