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Daft questions Thread
« on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:20:54 PM »
Simply put, daft questions you always wondered and wanted answered but have either thought its not important enough to ask, or you were too embarrassed as you think you should really know.

Here's mine:


Where did all the white dog s*** go? I'm not tripping am I? There used to be loads of white dog s*** but you just don't see it any more, why?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:24:03 PM »
Was something in dogfood years ago that isn't anymore iirc.
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brummie

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:25:14 PM »
Why do you see millions of women with relatively new born babies, but you hardly ever see pregnant women.

WHY?
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Allmo

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:26:16 PM »
There was white dog s***?
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madras

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:26:19 PM »
why is there only one monopolies and mergers commission ?
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:26:31 PM »
If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

What happends if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?

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Toon's Taylor

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:30:59 PM »
Quote from: midds on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:24:03 PM
Was something in dogfood years ago that isn't anymore iirc.

Mmm, thought it might of been that, seems logical enough.
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madras

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:31:12 PM »
Quote from: Scy on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:26:31 PM
If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

What happends if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?


it's still there,when the body decays it is still using energy,the electrons are still buzzing about and the atoms are still reacting but there is no electrical impulses (think turning the tele off).

as for question 2 even better version is at travelling at the speed of light what would you see if you held a mirror in front of your face ?
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Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:35:33 PM »
Quote from: madras on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: Scy on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:26:31 PM
If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

What happends if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?


it's still there,when the body decays it is still using energy,the electrons are still buzzing about and the atoms are still reacting but there is no electrical impulses (think turning the tele off).

as for question 2 even better version is at travelling at the speed of light what would you see if you held a mirror in front of your face ?

Something just went pop in my head.  :crazy2:
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Scy on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:26:31 PM
If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

What happends if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?



1) the energy that is stored in your body from food etc is transferred to la earth via decay, the energy like heat is transferred to the soil via conduction.

2) you cant travel at the speed of light, it's impossible.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:41:34 PM »
Quote from: jimburst on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:36:19 PM
Quote from: Scy on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:26:31 PM
If energy can't be created or destroyed, where does the enery go from your body when you die?

What happends if you travel at light speed and turn the headlights of your vehicle on?



1) the energy that is stored in your body from food etc is transferred to la earth via decay, the energy like heat is transferred to the soil via conduction.

2) you cant travel at the speed of light, it's impossible.

I answered with the the whole energy into the earth idea to my science teacher and he refused it and replied "those worms must have alot of energy" :lol:

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Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:45:39 PM »
Where have all good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
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madras

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:48:54 PM »
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
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Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:52:02 PM »
Quote from: madras on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:48:54 PM
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?

I'm not continuing with the next line of this song.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:58:18 PM »
Why is the shin bone at the front of the leg instead of protecting the muscle at the back?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:59:23 PM »
If yawning increases oxygen flow to my brain, making me more alert when tired, will forcefully stopping myself from yawning help me fall asleep?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 09:59:52 PM »
Quote from: Dave on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:59:23 PM
If yawning increases oxygen flow to my brain, making me more alert when tired, will forcefully stopping myself from yawning help me fall asleep?

I always wonder that when am trying to get to sleep.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Dave on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:59:23 PM
If yawning increases oxygen flow to my brain, making me more alert when tired, will forcefully stopping myself from yawning help me fall asleep?

No. It'll make you vomit.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:04:32 PM »
Quote from: GM on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 10:03:48 PM
Quote from: Dave on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 09:59:23 PM
If yawning increases oxygen flow to my brain, making me more alert when tired, will forcefully stopping myself from yawning help me fall asleep?

No. It'll make you vomit.

Incorrect.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:05:37 PM »
Do you think Andy will ever release the results of the N-O Awards voting during 2008 or 2009?  Cheers.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:07:46 PM »
How come I can't shag wor lass three and four times off the belt like I used to when I was 18?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:07:49 PM »
Many dogs look different. Different noses, ears, sizes, tails etc.

Despite this, how can small children identify various breeds of dog as the same species?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:08:29 PM »
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:11:25 PM »
Why did my my wife threaten to leave me for another bloke on Boxing Day.  Why did she do it New Years Day and why did she return 6 days later?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 8 January 2008, 10:12:09 PM »
Quote from: NE6 on Tuesday  8 January 2008, 10:07:46 PM
How come I can't shag wor lass three and four times off the belt like I used to when I was 18?

I've often wondered that, seems ridiculous now. :(
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