Topic: That Jodie Marsh

[Messi]

She's f***ing rancid ffs, and you can f*** off with that 'elbows too pointy LOL' s**** as well.

Bad day?

[Dave]

No.

[Revolution Number 9]

You would but f***ing hell man it'd be a terrifying experience.

Look at her, she could probably f***ing crush your cock with one little tensing of her vadge. One false move and you'd never see it again, and she's probably off her face on steroids or something similar as well so it wouldn't take much to p*ss her off.

She could probably cut off the blood flow to your little fella with a squeeze like, knew a lad who shagged a lass like that once and it happened to him. Instant game over.

I'd still give it a go like, if only because if she asked and I said no she'd f***ing knock me out.

[Ronaldo]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

[Steggy]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

[Stu]

She's done well for herself.

Probably riddled on the inside, but she's definitely scrubbed up well

[Phil Mitchell]

I'd love to disappoint her.

[kingdawson]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Kat Von D looked much better when she had a bit of meat on her. Sadly all that Crack she sniffs has seen her lose a lot of weight.

[BarackObama]

I'd love to disappoint her.

[Gorilla]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Kat Von D looked much better when she had a bit of meat on her. Sadly all that Crack she sniffs has seen her lose a lot of weight.

You smoke crack I believe my friend.

[AfroP]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Kat Von D looked much better when she had a bit of meat on her. Sadly all that Crack she sniffs has seen her lose a lot of weight.

You smoke crack I believe my friend.

sniffing crack is bad mmkay

[Kimbo]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Looks like the wall of a public toilet.

[Toon's Taylor]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Looks like the wall of a public toilet.

More like the floor after a bank holiday weekend.

[Beren]

I'd love to disappoint her.

That might be the best euphemism I've heard.

[kingdawson]

Tattoos ruin her. Otherwise I would.

Nah i like a chick with tattoos.

for example, Kat Von D.

Kat Von D looked much better when she had a bit of meat on her. Sadly all that Crack she sniffs has seen her lose a lot of weight.

You smoke crack I believe my friend.

Can't you sniff it? well i'm glad i didn't know this information anyway.

[BarackObama]

Pretty sure you can't snort crack like, the whole point is that it's smokeable cocaine I think. You can snort smack though.

[Messi]

KD playing innocent so no one finds out his secret habit.

There's 6 rocks in his pocket as we speak.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Pretty sure you can't snort crack like, the whole point is that it's smokeable cocaine I think. You can snort smack though.

You probably can snort it, but aye it burns at a lower temperature so it can be smoked

[Yorkie]

Babe, but her sleeve's s***.

[Disco]

so is her witches kenk and ball shaped tits but I'd still have a blast tbh.

[Lorry In Boat]

1 hour programme on about her now on channel 144 on Sky (DMAX).

Wow. She looks scary.

[GG]

Scroll down on 'Chat'. See thread on Jodie Marsh and think 'who the f*** makes these sorts of s*** threads?' - look closer; .

[leffe186]

Scroll down on 'Chat'. See thread on Jodie Marsh and think 'who the f*** makes these sorts of s*** threads?' - look closer; .

Hey GG, not the place I know, but fancy your chances this weekend?

[GG]

Scroll down on 'Chat'. See thread on Jodie Marsh and think 'who the f*** makes these sorts of s*** threads?' - look closer; .

Hey GG, not the place I know, but fancy your chances this weekend?

No. In the words of Alan Pardew, you'll 'rape' us.