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That Jodie Marsh
« on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:37:30 PM »
I thought it'd be attention seeking bullshit, and well it is, but it's f***ing hilarious. Worth a watch tbh because fuckall else is on, MTV now.
« Last Edit: Tuesday 4 October 2011, 09:51:09 PM by Dave »
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catmag

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #1 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:38:04 PM »
Skanky tramp. That is all blueyes.gif
"I caught a fwaggle!"

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #2 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:38:06 PM »
Who the f*** is she?
"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #3 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:38:52 PM »
I reckon shes fine.

GG

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #4 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:39:45 PM »
She's a tramp, but this programme is funny. Telling blokes that she's looking for someone to get married with in 6 weeks and the looks on their faces. :lol:
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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #5 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:41:58 PM »
She's f***ing rank.

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #6 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:42:38 PM »
Watching 'Goals of the Season: 2002/2003' on ESPN Classic mesel like.

Wouldn't waste my time watching that s**** on MTV.
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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #7 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:45:53 PM »
Most people think shes ugly but I think she is fit as f*** with stupendous funbags.

One thing though, I dont like how 'perfect' her teeth are now shes had them done all capped and white as out.  You would think this would improve her sex appeal but for me it detracts from it they looked far better before hand all natural.

It might sound daft but in some cases a tooth slightly crooked can add to a smile imo.
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #8 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:47:31 PM »
"Nose like a builder's elbow" is never a compliment.
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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #9 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:51:28 PM »
"Nose like a builder's elbow" is never a compliment.

Again, i dont see the problem with her nose, i like it.
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #10 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:54:19 PM »
Seriously who is she?
"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #11 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:55:34 PM »
Seriously who is she?

An ugly Daily Sport bint.

pedro111

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #12 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:56:03 PM »
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

catmag

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #13 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:57:01 PM »
Oozing class there.
"I caught a fwaggle!"

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #14 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:57:01 PM »
Seriously who is she?

Well the who part shall be revealed... but I've got this strange feeling right now she's tied up in Pedro's basement.
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #15 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:57:40 PM »
YUMMY*!



*Actually yack.

pedro111

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #16 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:58:20 PM »
Seriously who is she?

Well the who part shall be revealed... but I've got this strange feeling right now she's tied up in Pedro's basement.

Shhh!  :coolsmiley:
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #17 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:58:36 PM »
I like her boobies!!! :razz:

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #18 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:59:07 PM »
I like her boobies!!! :razz:

Google them out. Terrible.

GG

Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #19 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 10:59:16 PM »
Hmm, tough choice now. Basic instinct 2, or something called 'Stripped to kill'.

Stripped to kill synopsis: A female detective gets her cuffs out and goes undercover (and underdressed) at a strip club to snatch the killer of local strippers.

Or, a good recommendation.

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #20 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 11:03:54 PM »
I like her boobies!!! :razz:

Google them out. Terrible.
there so real looking though!

pedro111

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #21 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 11:20:48 PM »
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #22 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 11:27:21 PM »
Other than spreading her legs on demand and pumping her tits full of silicon, what the f*** has this thick slag done to warrant getting her own TV programme?  :idiot2:
The club comes first.

pedro111

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #23 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 11:30:04 PM »
Other than spreading her legs on demand and pumping her tits full of silicon, what the f*** has this thick slag done to warrant getting her own TV programme?  :idiot2:

Natural.
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

midds

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Re: That Jodie Marsh programme
« Reply #24 on: Monday 13 August 2007, 11:31:51 PM »
Other than spreading her legs on demand and pumping her tits full of silicon, what the f*** has this thick slag done to warrant getting her own TV programme?  :idiot2:

Natural.

Bollocks.  :lol:
The club comes first.