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Re: Jobs
« Reply #25 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 01:01:04 AM »
Constipation scares the s*** outta me.

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« Reply #26 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 01:28:44 AM »
Forklift Truck operator  :coolsmiley:

Wullie

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« Reply #27 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 01:36:08 AM »
Long time bum. I am trying though!
Jeff's Garage - Cheaper than some other garages.

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« Reply #28 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 10:10:48 AM »
7 years with the same company.  How old am I?

Started as a tester, then a developer, now a sort of designer/analyst.

All IT s***.
same as me, actually.. but i'm involved in the whole development cycle now, except the actual coding, although i do unit tests..
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Your pencil thin, Evian drinking, calorie counting,
caffiene limiting, sodium spearing, nutrasweet sweetening,
read view mirror preening, carrot nibbling..
bunny !

Nobody

  • The Swedish Chef
  • That chick was like the Pele of anal
Re: Jobs
« Reply #29 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 11:56:40 AM »
Full time student, part time waiter/barman
   

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« Reply #30 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 01:21:40 PM »
Lighting designer/electrician

Jamie

  • Not James
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« Reply #31 on: Saturday 11 August 2007, 02:33:45 PM »
Paperboy.  :coolsmiley:
Ditto,on the way to being a P.E teacher though
“Home advantage gives you an advantage.“

Re: Jobs
« Reply #32 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 02:53:08 PM »
f***, hell just froze over and I actually got myself a job starting Monday.

Working in a call centre.  Taking incoming walls, doing computer work and s***.

Good money and I'll be able to browse on here. :razz:

Dave

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« Reply #33 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 03:04:40 PM »
Well done.

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« Reply #34 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 03:13:35 PM »
Well done. I did something similar for a bit in the summer and there's loads of time in between work, pretty good but it makes it drag quite a bit.

Chief Piggum

  • Was Valten and stuff
  • Sexy, what's wrong with being sexy?
Re: Jobs
« Reply #35 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 03:17:09 PM »
Postman, and with it comes a new huge f*** off load of respect for postmen. The poor sods.


Football expert...

Yesterday morning I just couldn't jizz. I had been in all sorts of positions for an hour and a half and she had orgasmed 5 times but I was still nowhere near and she was begging me to do it. I considered faking it at one point.

Yeah, you read right.

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« Reply #36 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:02:15 PM »
Well done. I did something similar for a bit in the summer and there's loads of time in between work, pretty good but it makes it drag quite a bit.

Yeah, being bored at times is the least of my concerns.  It is mind numbingly boring sitting at home all day and you don't get paid for doing that.

Fugazi

  • That fullof fellow
  • I'm sorry, the bar's closed.
Re: Jobs
« Reply #37 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:04:17 PM »
got a couple of interviews for Admin work at the RVI in a couple of weeks.
NE28

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« Reply #38 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:05:06 PM »
Service Delivery Analyst.
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Re: Jobs
« Reply #39 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:41:15 PM »
Sound Designer, specialising in video games but now getting into other media in a big way...

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« Reply #40 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:42:39 PM »
Sound Designer, specialising in video games but now getting into other media in a big way...

Look out! It's new Brian Eno!

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« Reply #41 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 04:48:47 PM »
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Geordie Boot Girl

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« Reply #42 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:01:37 PM »
ive just had my last day in my current role as team secretary - starting my new job 4th feb

Dave

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« Reply #43 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:02:14 PM »

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« Reply #44 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:04:02 PM »
5th year Medical student

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« Reply #45 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 05:22:25 PM »
Sound Designer, specialising in video games but now getting into other media in a big way...

Look out! It's new Brian Eno!

No, don't think so, wouldn't mind his money though!

Recently, worked on some radio ident development for Audi, a dance theatre show thing, a short film, just all sorts really.  Would be nice to actually do some game stuff this year!

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« Reply #46 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:08:38 PM »
Contract Analyst.

but don't anaylse many contracts...do web work, help develop software and now learning css

Decky

  • Not John McClane
  • Dembaaa Baaa baa
Re: Jobs
« Reply #47 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:09:22 PM »
A student, for the next few months though ill be working for a graphic designs company
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Syrette

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #48 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:15:51 PM »
Currently unemployed, overdraft-dependent, tax-dodging student scum.

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« Reply #49 on: Friday 25 January 2008, 06:16:20 PM »
International Business Manager.

Work for a college, about 30% of the job is trying to get students over here to study and the rest is spent on other work such as forming relationships abroad with other organisations, helping out other departments in the college, and looking at other sources of revenue.