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« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2008, 06:11:11 PM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.
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« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2008, 06:35:36 PM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!
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Kap Bambino seem very irritating at first listen, although I get the impression they could win me round if I was in the right mood - however I probably won't ever give them the chance. Basically, they remind me of Pilko in every single way.
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« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2008, 07:04:22 PM »

According to my lecturers i should be telling people Im a music producer. Found out the other day that when I finish my degree I'll be a doctor of music....meaning I can legitimately call myself 'Dr Beat' coolsmiley

Sounds like a Doctor of Masturbation.


I steward at Newcaslte, well might not be much longer as I've not been to work since Valencia, so I will need to go next week.
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« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2008, 07:11:01 PM »

student and infantry soldier in the TA, one of the lucky ones it seems
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« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2008, 11:58:07 PM »

student at the poly and total skiv at Tesco.

Fingers crossed going down to that London to do a fortnight with the beeb as part of the Watchdog team in January.  Supposedly involves filming on location and working behind the cameras and shizz (ie. being a runner probably!) in the studio.  Would f***ing love to get into journalism/broadcasting after uni.
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« Reply #125 on: December 01, 2008, 12:01:01 AM »

I need a job like. Just through the week on evenings. Having no luck finding 1. They all want you to be able to work weekends aswell, but i can't due to going to games
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« Reply #126 on: December 01, 2008, 12:23:55 AM »

I need a job like. Just through the week on evenings. Having no luck finding 1. They all want you to be able to work weekends aswell, but i can't due to going to games

In exactly the same situation mate, apart from the going to games bit of course.

I really need to get one sorted for January onwards, and I fear it ain't gonna get any easier to find one. You just flying around places with CVs?
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« Reply #127 on: December 01, 2008, 12:33:43 AM »

I need a job like. Just through the week on evenings. Having no luck finding 1. They all want you to be able to work weekends aswell, but i can't due to going to games

In exactly the same situation mate, apart from the going to games bit of course.

I really need to get one sorted for January onwards, and I fear it ain't gonna get any easier to find one. You just flying around places with CVs?
Pointless really. Theres f*** all on mine. Just getting a few application forms here and there
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« Reply #128 on: December 01, 2008, 12:38:40 AM »

Work at GAME, one of the better jobs I've had.
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« Reply #129 on: December 01, 2008, 12:41:34 AM »

I need a job like. Just through the week on evenings. Having no luck finding 1. They all want you to be able to work weekends aswell, but i can't due to going to games

In exactly the same situation mate, apart from the going to games bit of course.

I really need to get one sorted for January onwards, and I fear it ain't gonna get any easier to find one. You just flying around places with CVs?
Pointless really. Theres f*** all on mine. Just getting a few application forms here and there

I guess so. Either would theoretically do the trick. CVs for me are just a way of showing I'm keen, rather than blowing my own trumpet coz quite frankly there's not a lot on mine apart from some charity work for Oxfam. Good luck though!

Oh and let me know if you hear of anything that seems suitable  Afro
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« Reply #130 on: December 01, 2008, 01:00:17 AM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!

 undecided

That'll probably be my luck. Just got a job at Welcome Finance as a Sales Advisor, start in January. Got a mate who works there and enjoys it, plus there's plenty people my age so hopefully it turns out to be ok. Some lovely little numbers work there aswell, just hope the lass who was at the same assessment day as me got a job too, she was amazing and it'd be class working with her. smitten
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« Reply #131 on: December 01, 2008, 07:59:25 AM »

Christmas mail sorter as of next week.

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« Reply #132 on: December 01, 2008, 03:30:28 PM »

Marketing Co-ordinator for a group of mens fashion shops is my job.
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« Reply #133 on: December 01, 2008, 07:16:36 PM »

"IT Service Desk Analyst" for a chain of care homes/private hospitals/rehab centres.
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« Reply #134 on: December 01, 2008, 07:31:01 PM »

Full time student, part time waiter/barman
Still this.
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« Reply #135 on: December 01, 2008, 08:59:12 PM »

Full time student, part time waiter/barman
Still this.

Where at, out of interest?
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« Reply #136 on: December 01, 2008, 09:00:26 PM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!

 undecided

That'll probably be my luck. Just got a job at Welcome Finance as a Sales Advisor, start in January. Got a mate who works there and enjoys it, plus there's plenty people my age so hopefully it turns out to be ok. Some lovely little numbers work there aswell, just hope the lass who was at the same assessment day as me got a job too, she was amazing and it'd be class working with her. smitten

Get a new job, quickly!
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« Reply #137 on: December 01, 2008, 09:50:37 PM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!

 undecided

That'll probably be my luck. Just got a job at Welcome Finance as a Sales Advisor, start in January. Got a mate who works there and enjoys it, plus there's plenty people my age so hopefully it turns out to be ok. Some lovely little numbers work there aswell, just hope the lass who was at the same assessment day as me got a job too, she was amazing and it'd be class working with her. smitten

Get a new job, quickly!

Laughing

That bad?
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« Reply #138 on: December 01, 2008, 10:34:36 PM »

Full time student, part time waiter/barman
Still this.

Where at, out of interest?
In Stockholm, I doubt you'd know the place Razz
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« Reply #139 on: December 02, 2008, 08:15:04 PM »

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!

 undecided

That'll probably be my luck. Just got a job at Welcome Finance as a Sales Advisor, start in January. Got a mate who works there and enjoys it, plus there's plenty people my age so hopefully it turns out to be ok. Some lovely little numbers work there aswell, just hope the lass who was at the same assessment day as me got a job too, she was amazing and it'd be class working with her. smitten

Get a new job, quickly!

Laughing

That bad?

Will be boring as f***.
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« Reply #140 on: December 02, 2008, 08:16:54 PM »

Full time student, part time waiter/barman
Still this.

Where at, out of interest?
In Stockholm, I doubt you'd know the place Razz

i do, its in sweden
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« Reply #141 on: December 02, 2008, 08:33:30 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.
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« Reply #142 on: December 02, 2008, 08:53:53 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.

your a clueless w*****?
we knew that already, mate  Pow!!

Disclaimer: Actually, I don't mind GM at all.
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Kap Bambino seem very irritating at first listen, although I get the impression they could win me round if I was in the right mood - however I probably won't ever give them the chance. Basically, they remind me of Pilko in every single way.
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« Reply #143 on: December 02, 2008, 08:54:53 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.

your a clueless w*****?
we knew that already, mate  Pow!!

Very droll. {$default_roll_eyes_smiley} [/bulivye]

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« Reply #144 on: December 02, 2008, 08:56:59 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.

your a clueless w*****?
we knew that already, mate  Pow!!

Disclaimer: Actually, I don't mind GM at all.

Pussy.
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« Reply #145 on: December 02, 2008, 08:59:03 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.

your a clueless w*****?
we knew that already, mate  Pow!!

Disclaimer: Actually, I don't mind GM at all.

Pussy.

I like you as well mate.  Ooh chase me!  Laughing
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Kap Bambino seem very irritating at first listen, although I get the impression they could win me round if I was in the right mood - however I probably won't ever give them the chance. Basically, they remind me of Pilko in every single way.
Kemosabe
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« Reply #146 on: December 02, 2008, 08:59:08 PM »

I'm actually a Member of Parliament.

your a clueless w*****?
we knew that already, mate  Pow!!

Disclaimer: Actually, I don't mind GM at all.

Pussy.

knuppel2
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« Reply #147 on: December 02, 2008, 08:59:54 PM »

 la
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« Reply #148 on: December 02, 2008, 09:01:13 PM »

la

Rim me.
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« Reply #149 on: December 02, 2008, 09:02:10 PM »

Not after last time, egg boy.
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