Topic: Jobs

[madras]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

LOL , every occupation has its excuses though, ours just happens to be leaves !!

i recall a virgin train derailing before xmas! Weight Strain on rails, or leaf strain?

leaf strain is a centre half at viking stavanger i think.

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

LOL , every occupation has its excuses though, ours just happens to be leaves !!

i recall a virgin train derailing before xmas! Weight Strain on rails, or leaf strain?

just people not doing their jobs right

[Keefaz]

Thought I had a cooking-type job in the bag. Rang back today to say I ain't go it. f***ing down now. If the mackems win, I might have to drown myself, although they'll probably cut the water off before I get the chance.

[Dave]

Unlucky dude. Try again, you'll get there.

[Keefaz]

Unlucky dude. Try again, you'll get there.

f*** it, I'm just gonna win the lottery instead.

[Dave]

Don't be silly.
 
I'm doing it.

[madras]

Thought I had a cooking-type job in the bag. Rang back today to say I ain't go it. f****** down now. If the mackems win, I might have to drown myself, although they'll probably cut the water off before I get the chance.

"d'you want fries with that?"

[Keefaz]

p*ss off.

[madras]

p*ss off.

i'll never supersizewith that attitude



ooeerr!

[Keefaz]

p*ss off.

i'll never supersizewith that attitude



ooeerr!

I'll give you supersize...

[madras]

p*ss off.

i'll never supersizewith that attitude



ooeerr!

I'll give you supersize...

that should be for Mrs K surely ?

[GM]

Keefaz man, this news is a blow to your plans and your self-esteem, but you shouldn't let it get you down man. You need to get that ballsy "nee f***er f***s with the Keefaz" zing zang spirit of the Battle of Britain. You CAN cook, dammit! You SHALL cook! Hellfire, my good man, you WILL show them what a mistake they made in turning you down, for now you will become the culinary Jedi of North Tyneside! Beware, teashops of Cullercoats, for here comes the ultimate answer to the fruit scone!

[madras]

Keefaz man, this news is a blow to your plans and your self-esteem, but you shouldn't let it get you down man. You need to get that ballsy "nee f***er f***s with the Keefaz" zing zang spirit of the Battle of Britain. You CAN cook, dammit! You SHALL cook! Hellfire, my good man, you WILL show them what a mistake they made in turning you down, for now you will become the culinary Jedi of North Tyneside! Beware, teashops of Cullercoats, for here comes the ultimate answer to the fruit scone!

aye the curried frogsnip soup.





mind you i wish i could do bread like he does

[junkhead]

Thought I had a cooking-type job in the bag. Rang back today to say I ain't go it. f****** down now. If the mackems win, I might have to drown myself, although they'll probably cut the water off before I get the chance.

of course you didn't get it.. get a shave man.. a haircut or something
i got a job the day after i lost my lovely unwashed for years rasta, so here you go, that's the secret.

[davy_fulla]

Survey officer/planner with BT.  Love me job as it's half office based and half driving round in the van looking at jobs.  Raining outside = day in the office, sunny outside = drive out somewhere nice and scenic like the Wear Valley.

[gray]

Designer. well easy.

So am I, what is it you design?  I wouldn't say it's an easy job. 

is if you're good

Brand, Stationery, Websites, Packaging, Literature

[colinmk]

Survey officer/planner with BT.  Love me job as it's half office based and half driving round in the van looking at jobs.  Raining outside = day in the office, sunny outside = drive out somewhere nice and scenic like the Wear Valley.

Davy im thinking of doing an apprenticeship with BT, well worth it aye? What's the salary like after the apprenticeship if you don't mind me askin?

[The Bonk]

Designer. well easy.

So am I, what is it you design?  I wouldn't say it's an easy job. 

is if you're good

Brand, Stationery, Websites, Packaging, Literature

Let's see your portfolio, mate?  Come on, give us a look. 

[dcmk]

best way to get a job, is become really interested and then get so into all the details, you start to ask them the questions.

then you have them trying to to impress you!  worked like a treat on my last interview.

[juniatmoko]

porn distributor..... nahhhhhh.... just side job

[Tooj]

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

[Pilko]

I need a new job but there seems f*** all out there at the minute.

You could always

- become the personal assistant of a lesser known techno musician
- become a porter at a gym
- join a cult and move to "the compound"

- or maybe you could just settle down and get a job at a boring finance company!

[Nixon]

According to my lecturers i should be telling people Im a music producer. Found out the other day that when I finish my degree I'll be a doctor of music....meaning I can legitimately call myself 'Dr Beat'

Sounds like a Doctor of Masturbation.


I steward at Newcaslte, well might not be much longer as I've not been to work since Valencia, so I will need to go next week.

[Ronaldo]

student and infantry soldier in the TA, one of the lucky ones it seems

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

student at the poly and total skiv at Tesco.

Fingers crossed going down to that London to do a fortnight with the beeb as part of the Watchdog team in January.  Supposedly involves filming on location and working behind the cameras and shizz (ie. being a runner probably!) in the studio.  Would f***ing love to get into journalism/broadcasting after uni.