Topic: Jobs

[elbee909]

“Who are you?”
“I am D....?

Batman doesn't start with a D.

 

Duh!! That's:

“Who are you?”
“I'm Batman!"

Parky's right, you are slipping.

Actually it's "What are you?", not "Who are you?".

[indi]

“Who are you?”
“I am D....?

Batman doesn't start with a D.

 

Duh!! That's:

“Who are you?”
“I'm Batman!"

Parky's right, you are slipping.

Actually it's "What are you?", not "Who are you?".

Fair enough, so it is, but what's the one I was actually asking for?

[Kenton Magpie]

Soon to be unemployed as i handed my notice in today!!

[the_guv_nor]

 I'm a Quantum Physicist.....












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[elbee909]

“Who are you?”
“I am D....?

Batman doesn't start with a D.

 

Duh!! That's:

“Who are you?”
“I'm Batman!"

Parky's right, you are slipping.

Actually it's "What are you?", not "Who are you?".

Fair enough, so it is, but what's the one I was actually asking for?

No idea.  Too vague if you ask me.

[Jay Jay Sea]

Service Delivery Manager. Poor job, poor, pay, long hours, and the women are slag-like whores and stacks of mass debates going on. Pineapple all over the shop.

[Tooj]

Service Delivery Manager. Poor job, poor, pay, long hours, and the women are slag-like whores and stacks of mass debates going on. Pineapple all over the shop.

Any jobs going like for a Service Delivery Analyst such as myself? 

[gray]

Designer. well easy.

[Keefaz]

Designer. well easy.

[Jay Jay Sea]

Service Delivery Manager. Poor job, poor, pay, long hours, and the women are slag-like whores and stacks of mass debates going on. Pineapple all over the shop.

Any jobs going like for a Service Delivery Analyst such as myself? 

No jobs 2J but if you are prepared to suck the boss off or perform some kind of depraved sex act in front of him then there is a job going for you chap.  You can have mine.

[Tooj]

Service Delivery Manager. Poor job, poor, pay, long hours, and the women are slag-like whores and stacks of mass debates going on. Pineapple all over the shop.

Any jobs going like for a Service Delivery Analyst such as myself? 

No jobs 2J but if you are prepared to suck the boss off or perform some kind of depraved sex act in front of him then there is a job going for you chap.  You can have mine.

 

[The Bonk]

Designer. well easy.

So am I, what is it you design?  I wouldn't say it's an easy job. 

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

[madras]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

[LBW]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

[CaliMag]

I develop energy and recycling programs for local gov'ts

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

[LBW]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

[madras]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

[madras]

at least we know who to blame when the trains f*** up

[PCW1983]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

LOL , every occupation has its excuses though, ours just happens to be leaves !!

[madras]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

LOL , every occupation has its excuses though, ours just happens to be leaves !!

wrong type of snow the other year aswell.

you'll be one of those blokes who when i go by in the train is just stood there scratching his arse i presume ?

[LBW]

I work on the railway, points, signals , level crossings all the stuff that causes trains to stop

d'you put leaves down or pick them up ?

lol neither, nature puts them down and no-one picks them up

So what do you DO with the leaves?

Personally i do nothing with them, there are trains with grinders on the bottom that run around and grind them off

So once they're "grinded off" is it your job to put them in black bags....  sorry waste sacks (black bags now being considered racist?)

Jus jokin PC double you.

 

Leaves on the line is a hard one for non-railway types to understand...they do cause some trouble though...but no i dont do jack with them   lb double you

i was told there was some trouble with some leaves on the line up by wylam way t'other day...still attached to the rest of the tree was the prob.
can't believe this leaf stuff,just more excuses if you ask me.

LOL , every occupation has its excuses though, ours just happens to be leaves !!

i recall a virgin train derailing before xmas! Weight Strain on rails, or leaf strain?