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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 10:52:44 AM »
Who did this McClane bloke used to be btw?  And why do people feel the need to change their usernames? 
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #26 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 10:53:18 AM »
Yorkie.
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #27 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 10:53:56 AM »
Yorkie.

I thought it was a new poster.

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #28 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 10:54:28 AM »
Yorkie.

Ah right.  This thread is virgin on the ridiculous.
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #29 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 10:55:40 AM »

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #30 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:01:08 AM »
Shag his bird.

Just to prove you ain't no homo.

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #31 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:02:55 AM »
Record it on your phone and text it to him.

uc? not bnt. xx
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #32 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:03:40 AM »
Record it on your phone and text it to him.

uc? not bnt. xx

Probably only one kiss though, just to be on the safe side.
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:13:59 AM »
So is this 'George' in the OP Melanchronic then?

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #34 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:19:23 AM »
:lol: Yorkie fancies Melan!
Under-21 coach David Platt added: "If Shola recognises what he's got, all hell could break loose."

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:20:40 AM »
Yorkie is neither straight or gay. he is merely 'unconfirmed'

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 11:20:51 AM »
Well you got the "pitiful" part spot on

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 12:16:43 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 12:18:24 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

 :lol:
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #39 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 12:46:02 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

:D

But don't tell him that Santa doesn't exist, that'd just be wrong. ;)

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 12:50:04 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:00:01 PM »
If we had a NO yearbook, JJ is definitely the "poster most likely to go on a killing spree".
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:04:16 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.
:kasper:  :kasper:


Later make a lampshade out of him. :razz:

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:15:21 PM »
What a truly awful situation.  There is only one solution chap.  Get his pants down, undies and all, spread his ass cheeks and stick your tongue right up his f**k off hairy hoop and hope that he has just been for an enormous stool and the niffy steam rising from his ass is still hot. 
The guy is probably gagging for it. 

Then slit his throat and drink his blood. Skin him and wear his face.

 :la:

You are horrible JJ, your lass must be utter filth to have married you.

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:33:34 PM »
Leave it be \o/

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:41:14 PM »
Rape the f***er.

Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 01:51:06 PM »
"and wear his face.."
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 02:18:32 PM »
Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you".
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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 02:25:58 PM »
So is this 'George' in the OP Melanchronic then?

Yeah, I got held back a few years.

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Re: One of them pitiful threads where someone asks for advice
« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 24 July 2007, 04:17:30 PM »
Forget about him, dont think of him as a mate anymore and when you are putting your friendship in the past do it in style by approaching him in a club and whisper in his ear in a Barry White voice "Im gonna bum you".

 :lol:

seriously mate, when it comes to women dont get involved, i'm sure when he gets sick of her or if she finishes with him, he'l be the one wanting to talk to you.. seen it so many times.. if not, f*** him, he's no mate