Why don't you just do what any normal 16 year old would do in that situation?
Give him funny phone calls and cherryknock his house. 
Oh aye, he's gonna get some proper ribbing now like.
And by ribbing, i don't mean me sticking my cock up his arse so far that my foreskin tickles his ribcage, or whatever barbaric innuendo you had in mind, JayJaySea.