So they fly out today, apparently to
THIS PLACE.
Got it's own golf course, spa etc., as you might expect. Sam want's the mobile phones switched off and I'm assuming that's on a kind of 9 to 5 basis, a blanket 24hr ban would surely be broken inside 24 hrs.
Anyone live near there? Or are all our updates going to come via Anal's infertile imagination.
Wonder if any of the squad will test Joey's sense of humour.

Supposed to be all about conditioning, seems there is no training pitch there but plenty of other sports activities. Probably won't be a football in sight. Conditioning is pre-stamina work isn't it?
Would love to be there myself if only to find out how the new gaffer goes about everything. They should do a documentary on it, they'd sell loads of DVD's I bet.
Anyway, any news about that trip can go in here.