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Happy Face

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 08:57:33 PM »
There there boy, shut up!

Fugazi

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 10:41:14 PM »
"A man's not a piece of fruit!"
NE28

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:25:51 PM »
'Come on honey, it'll only be till after our tour of Sweden."
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

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Happy Face

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:36:07 PM »
Barney's short film.

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

 :'(

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 05:57:32 AM »
Moment:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQqTZo_ACI" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQqTZo_ACI</a>


Quote:

Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had
three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of
magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.

Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but
then the stupider students would be in here complaining... furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 08:33:44 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frtubtg6fX4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frtubtg6fX4</a>
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #56 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 09:21:02 AM »
"Bing back Sheriff Lobo."
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #57 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 10:09:37 AM »
My favourite Simpsons moment was when I tuned into Channel 4 or whatever channel and caught the credits as the show had finished. 
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
100% Pure Quality.

Happy Face

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #58 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 11:47:12 AM »
Why?  Was it the Dragnet version of the end credits?  Or the Sonic Youth one from Homerpalooza? 

They're the best two.

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 07:28:49 AM »
Burns:    What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns:    We *know* what you think!
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 08:44:02 AM »
i forgot to mention the "Dr Zaius" song from the musiacl planet of the apes.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #61 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 03:37:25 PM »
i forgot to mention the "Dr Zaius" song from the musiacl planet of the apes.

Already been done. ;)
"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #62 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 09:31:20 PM »
Burns "Smithers. I have a rocket in my pocket"
Smithers "Your telling me Sir"

Baggio

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 10:11:17 PM »
Homer in front of the billboard.

Die "Ahhhhh!" *wind blows* Diet "AHHHHHHHHH!"

dcmk

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #64 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 11:39:48 PM »
I cant remember it but it was Kent Brockman and Arnie Pie in the Sky(sp?)

and they were arguing
the guy in the helicopter goes

'i don't want to tell the news i want to make the news'
kent: 'now is not the time arnie'
arnie: your not the time kent your not the time !

also where anie in the helicopter is reporting on homer escaping with a truck full of kids.  i lol'd on both

genius-o

That's 5 goals in 6.

So? If our target man was any decent it'd be more than that with our long ball tactics tbh.

eyeball_tickler

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #65 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 01:49:55 AM »
far too many to name but this came to mind


JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #66 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
I cant remember it but it was Kent Brockman and Arnie Pie in the Sky(sp?)

and they were arguing
the guy in the helicopter goes

'i don't want to tell the news i want to make the news'
kent: 'now is not the time arnie'
arnie: your not the time kent your not the time !

also where anie in the helicopter is reporting on homer escaping with a truck full of kids.  i lol'd on both

genius-o

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:lol:

BlueStar

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #67 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 12:04:20 PM »
"Now I'll just pull my arms out with my face."

"STEALING!  I didn't bring you up to steal!  What do you think I took you to all those police academy movies for?  For FUN?  Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you!?"
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JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #68 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 12:06:45 PM »
From the movie trailer:

"How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling"

(Cuts to Homer moving pig upside down on roof)

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does"

Kenton Magpie

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #69 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 02:22:18 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbLo0BLszk" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbLo0BLszk</a>


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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMH5cJ35C4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMH5cJ35C4</a>



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JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #70 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 02:29:43 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMH5cJ35C4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSMH5cJ35C4</a>


:lol: love that one:

"I've got to get him before the day is out, he must have a weakness"

"...aahhhh beer, my one weakness. My achilles heal, if you will"

"Beer! Beer is the cheese...but how to use it?"

(Homer drops beer then picks up and opens it)

"oop. It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up anymore or I would have looked quite the fool...the April Fool as it were"

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #71 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 02:38:30 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMUnacC6mw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMUnacC6mw</a>

Wullie

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #72 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:27:39 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZayiM966M" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZayiM966M</a>


I love Wiggum. :D
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midds

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:31:11 PM »
"Look Daddy, a whale egg!"  :lol:
The club comes first.

Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:36:13 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZayiM966M" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtZayiM966M</a>


I love Wiggum. :D

"Wow chief, the dogs sure do look angry"

"Yeah, I've been teasing them, singing off key. Mee, may, ma, mo... mee, moo, mah, may"


Another one I had a look for, think it's from a newish epsiode.

Wiggum is up a tree in the cemetary, completely naked and shaking. They can't talk him down. Lou goes "I hear they just cooked up a fresh batch of donuts." All of a sudden Wiggum is standing at the bottom of the tree, fully clothed and with a very composed demeanor and says "Let's Roll"

Nearly p*ssed myself at that, especially since I'd long given up hope of much really brilliant stuff coming from them in these later series.