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Disco

  • Sax-ing all over Europe 2012/13.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1325 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 05:28:25 PM »
Snow has scuppered my gf's plans to go over to her parents tonight. White c***.

:lol:

JH

  • Administrator
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1326 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:00:16 PM »
There's absolutely f*** all here :lol: Just a bit of sleet on the ground.

Jill

  • Lovely lady
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1327 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:07:14 PM »
Hardly anything in NE1 like.

Sifu

  • Too many smileys.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1328 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 07:59:02 PM »
NE5 seems fine. Bit of snow on the ground but I expect it to melt by tomorrow.

Ste

  • Lounge Act
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1329 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 08:01:18 PM »
Took f***ing ages to clear the ice from my car at 6pm in Whitley Bay.

beatty

  • AKA Dresden
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1330 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 11:34:29 PM »
It's snow joke outside!


Almost out of nowhere... bam! My entire village has been blanketed in 3 inches of the white stuff as I was sat in the local cinema watching a very short film. Journey back was a little dicey, but the situation has worsened. It's the usual mayhem with cars stuck getting stuck, sliding all over the place etc.

Baffling that the council didn't even bother to grit 1 the main access road...

OpenC

  • JOINT 9TH
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1331 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 12:04:51 PM »
:memelol: @ pictures of chaos-causing 'heavy snow' around the country

"London is open for business", apparently.  Look at the picture of a London Landmark, whichever one it is, "blanketed in snow" on this link :lol: :lol:  Well done, you poor brave soldiers :thup:

Disco

  • Sax-ing all over Europe 2012/13.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1332 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 11:40:10 AM »
Seen 3 people hit the deck this morning walking to the Metro this morning. Black ice central in Gossy.

cp40

  • St James Park
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1333 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 11:41:21 AM »
Seen 3 people hit the deck this morning walking to the Metro this morning. Black ice central in Gossy.

really odd raining, but then freezing on the ground, drive, and car wet and covered in ice. lethal
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Re: The Weather
« Reply #1334 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 11:41:36 AM »
Seen 3 people hit the deck this morning walking to the Metro this morning. Black ice central in Gossy.
camera at the ready next time.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: The Weather
« Reply #1335 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 11:56:05 AM »
The metros are f***ed today and the replacement buses aren't turning up due to an accident on the roads, so f*** it, I'm working from home today. Was standing in the icey rain for over an hour with 100+ people earlier until I gave up and went home. f***ing useless nexus bastards.

Jill

  • Lovely lady
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1336 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 12:00:40 PM »
A couple of people from work were stuck on a metro that had a total power failure. One of them got a fireman's lift off it. :iamatwat:

Fugazi

  • That fullof fellow
  • I'm sorry, the bar's closed.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1337 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 01:55:21 PM »
I thought I was going to hit the deck a few times on my round today, would have been quite a sight me going arse over tit in my hi-vis coat.
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Static87

  • I'm not living. I'm just killing time.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1338 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 02:05:39 PM »
grim

Re: The Weather
« Reply #1339 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 07:08:34 PM »
Dead at work today, everyone stuck in or just not bothering. Swear the mornings are getting colder.

Interpolic

  • Ain't nobody got time for that.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1340 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 07:58:47 PM »
Snowing again in E3.
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1341 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 08:01:04 PM »
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Fenham Mag

  • That's lush Pet
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1342 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 08:31:39 PM »
My analysis:

It's cold.

Can't help but do Ray Wilkins voice on your every post now .

Re: The Weather
« Reply #1343 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 08:42:06 PM »
My analysis:

It's cold.

Can't help but do Ray Wilkins voice on your every post now .

I'm evening hearing "My word..." before reading each as well.

OCK

  • Coach
  • RAPTOR JESUS FORGIVES YOU...
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1344 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 08:55:33 PM »
My analysis:

It's cold.

Can't help but do Ray Wilkins voice on your every post now .

Needs more positive spin on how even though its cold enough to freeze your blood, this is in fact PERFECT football weather and there's no greater feeling the world than playing football while your bollocks migrate north into your chest cavity. It really is a pleasure to be watching this, Martin.
CAST THY EYES ON RAPTOR JESUS AND BE SAVED HEATHEN!Spoiler

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1345 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 08:58:36 PM »
What is the matter with you, young man? If we see this again, yes, clearly no contact, he's gone flying on the ground, there's not even anyone near him. We see too much of this nowadays, Martin. We need more players to just get on with the game. He's claiming he's hurt, with that look of relentless anguish on his face but you feel ashamed, don't you Martin? The likes of JT and Frank wouldn't do this.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1346 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 09:29:41 PM »
Snowing again in E3.

going for a few hours in se21. sticking too. getting to work tomorrow could be problematic :yao:
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Fugazi

  • That fullof fellow
  • I'm sorry, the bar's closed.
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1347 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 10:31:58 PM »
Is it meant to snow up here tonight?
NE28

OCK

  • Coach
  • RAPTOR JESUS FORGIVES YOU...
Re: The Weather
« Reply #1348 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 10:57:23 PM »
Is it meant to snow up here tonight?

Newcazolovski
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Re: The Weather
« Reply #1349 on: Saturday 11 February 2012, 09:55:20 AM »
Just seen 'The Surf Report' on SSN.
Who on earth goes surfing in these temperatures ? :kasper: