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A drunk thread.......
« on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 10:59:54 PM »
sorry for infiltrating some good honest threads chaps and ladies........
any drunks out there wanna connect with JJ and spillsome drunking words? Let's exchange some one-liner beautifulness (till a chap wakes in the morning and reads back his words and is disgusted with himself for being 10 sheets?)
OOOOOhhhhh and u are on dry land.........u made it there some how.......ur a big girl now.......bird on a horizon.........sitting on a fence....... he's singing a song for me........at his own expense.....
time is jet plane......it moves too fast............oh but what a shame that all we've shared can last.............i can change a swear :weep: :weep: :weep: :weep:
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:01:18 PM »
a change in the weahter is known to be extreme........but what's the sense of changing horses in mid-stream?????
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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Verlaine

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:02:09 PM »
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeeelin')

GM

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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:02:30 PM »
I'd never have guessed you were p*ssed.

Decky

  • Not John McClane
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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:02:48 PM »
Wouldnt it be best to just type all this out in Microsoft word, upload the link to Geocities or something and give us the link for those who want to download?
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Happy Face

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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:03:10 PM »
Show me the way to the next whisky bar.

Oh don't ask why.

Oh don't ask why.

For if we don't find the next whisky bar.

I tell you we must die.

I tell you we must die.

I tell you.

I tell you.

I tell you we must die.

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:03:29 PM »
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeeelin')
fckin hell chap..........i am connecting with that beautiful tune man..........'more than a feeeeeeeeling..........greatness
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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SEMTEX

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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:04:11 PM »
ive just split up with my long term girlfriend! :'(

i can barely remember not going out with her. March feels such a long time ago.  :laugh2:

sober as a f***ing judge though.

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:05:44 PM »
Show me the way to the next whisky bar.

Oh don't ask why.

Oh don't ask why.

For if we don't find the next whisky bar.

I tell you we must die.

I tell you we must die.

I tell you.

I tell you.

I tell you we must die.
I'm feeling the Doors too man....I feel your love.......
Let it grow, let it grow,
let it blossom let it flow.........
le it grow let it grow..........
in the sun the rain the snow....
love is love let
it grow.........
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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Decky

  • Not John McClane
  • Dembaaa Baaa baa
Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:06:02 PM »
:lol:
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:10:42 PM »
then when shen she ask's me.........
do I look alright.........
and I say yes......
you look wonderful tonight......
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
100% Pure Quality.

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:11:55 PM »
ive just split up with my long term girlfriend! :'(

i can barely remember not going out with her. March feels such a long time ago.  :laugh2:

sober as a f****** judge though.

I feel for you chap..........get a good tune in you man........
it fckin kills........
get it back on if it ain't too late........
sad to hear that man.......
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
100% Pure Quality.

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:13:16 PM »
ive just split up with my long term girlfriend! :'(

i can barely remember not going out with her. March feels such a long time ago.  :laugh2:

sober as a f****** judge though.

I feel for you chap..........get a good tune in you man........
it fckin kills........
get it back on if it ain't too late........
sad to hear that man.......
sad to hear what man ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Verlaine

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:14:11 PM »
You gotta slow down (slow down) sweet talkin' wooomaaan.

GM

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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:14:27 PM »
In my imagination
There is no complication
I dream about you all the time
In my mind a celebration
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking you could be mine
In my imagination
There is not hesitation
We walk together hand in hand
I'm dreaming
You fell in love with me
Like I'm in love with you
But dreaming's all I do
If only they come true

I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love
I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky in love

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:15:14 PM »
ive just split up with my long term girlfriend! :'(

i can barely remember not going out with her. March feels such a long time ago.  :laugh2:

sober as a f****** judge though.

I feel for you chap..........get a good tune in you man........
it fckin kills........
get it back on if it ain't too late........
sad to hear that man.......
sad to hear what man ?
sad to hear that is how the surf gave birth I'm told.............
to California soul.........
when u hear the beat.....
u wanna pat your feet.....
California soul
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #16 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:16:04 PM »
Are you doing the dance at the same time GM? I am.

SEMTEX

  • Desktop Curling is awesome
Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #17 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:16:17 PM »
ive just split up with my long term girlfriend! :'(

i can barely remember not going out with her. March feels such a long time ago.  :laugh2:

sober as a f****** judge though.

I feel for you chap..........get a good tune in you man........
it fckin kills........
get it back on if it ain't too late........
sad to hear that man.......
sad to hear what man ?


wahhhhhheyyyyy

it's all gravy, amicable with the option of well timed booty call (or at least thats what im telling myself). Still feels weird lyk.

im gannin2  bed though, i'll drown my sorrows with love songs tomorrow after my job interview! wudnt wanna go in all trampy like.

Enjoy ur drunkeness sonna, you sexy angry man. xxx

GM

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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #18 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:16:40 PM »
I should be so lucky
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I !!!!

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:17:24 PM »
Are you doing the dance at the same time GM? I am.

Too f***ing right mate.

I'm even wearing the same outfit she wore in the classic video

Smashing!!! :D

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #20 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:18:01 PM »
it's all in the air.......
you hear it everywhere......
no matta what you down
it's gonna grab a hold of you......
CALIFORNIA SOUL........
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #21 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:18:46 PM »
I'm wondering why....

I still love you!
Je ne sais pas pourquoi!
I still want you!
Je ne sais pas pourquoi!



Decky

  • Not John McClane
  • Dembaaa Baaa baa
Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #22 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:21:03 PM »
Heyzeus wept
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #23 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:22:02 PM »
Do you realize????????
That you have.........
the most beautiful face?
do you realize?
we are floating in space?
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
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Re: A drunk thread.......
« Reply #24 on: Sunday 22 April 2007, 11:23:22 PM »
life goes fast....
hard to make the good things last
you realize the sun doesn't go down
it's just an illusion
caused by the worl spinning round.........
Invicta_Toon 21st June 2007:
"you're a f****** c*** tbh AS9
and I say that in the knowledge that certain admins want me gone, in the face of their rank f****** hypocrisy in the face of pieces of s*** like yourself, blatant WUM's like NE5, blatant wankers like Jay Jay Sea, and all other 12 year old cocks"
100% Pure Quality.