Topic: Strange Dream

[Cajun]

Started off I was in the garden and Clint Eastwood was in my conservatory, I went up to and we got chatting then I told him Million Dollar baby was the best film I had ever seen (I was lying but you know... Its Clint Eastwood!). Then I was in a bar with a huge video screen, some forum members were there (from what I can remember) Dave, 2J, GM, Bluf also Sophie and Alan Johnson from Peep show were there.

We were all watching video clips of each other on the big screen, first one was Alan Johnson and he was absolutely hopeless at football. Next one was Sophie and she was quality, scored a really nice goal (was a bit like the WAGS boutique thingy that was on last night but bigger). The last one I remember (I am sure there was one more though) was a video of Dave walking around the bar that we were in but he had an excellent tash, think it turned out it was an actor or something that just really looked like Dave.

Anyway what does this dream mean? Shouldn't watch Peep Show and Wags before I  go to bed is probably the real answer, suprised there werent no pirates in there.

Well thats "general chat" I suppose 

[Dave]

You clearly fancy us all except Sophie - obvious as she scored the goal (man-like).

[GM]

Dave doesn't have a moustache.

[Tooj]

Gutted I never bummed Johnson like.

[Dave]

Dave doesn't have a moustache.

How do you know? Unless you're talking about GM.

[GM]

Dave doesn't have a moustache.

How do you know? Unless you're talking about GM.

I don't have one.

"Neither does GM but he's not here right now" [/gemmill]

[Dave]

I had one on Thursday night whilst shaving. It looked s***, and proper porno, so I carried on and got rid of it.

[Cajun]

Gutted I never bummed Johnson like.

I think you may have been laying on top of him at some point but you were both fully clothed

[GM]

I had one on Thursday night whilst shaving. It looked s***, and proper porno, so I carried on and got rid of it.

Like this one?

[Syrette]

I had one on Thursday night whilst shaving. It looked s***, and proper porno, so I carried on and got rid of it.

Like this one?

Goes well with his eyes.

[Dave]

Yes, without the goatie though, so it was even worse.

[Dave]

That's my 'Wullie' pic btw.

[James]

I dreamt that it was Newcastle versus Watford in the FA Cup final.

We go 2-0 up only for them to make it 2-2. We the lead 4-2, only for it to go to 4-4.

Roeder responds by taking off N'zogbia for James Troisi for his debut, so I wake up in disgust.

[Cajun]

I dreamt that it was Newcastle versus Watford in the FA Cup final.

We go 2-0 up only for them to make it 2-2. We the lead 4-2, only for it to go to 4-4.

Roeder responds by taking off N'zogbia for James Troisi for his debut, so I wake up in disgust.

Troisi scored, EGG ON YOUR FACE!!!

[Andy]

I had a bizarre dream the other night.

It basically consisted of me sitting on my bed putting on my socks. The problem was, I kept putting on white socks instead of black ones, even though there was only one pair of white socks in the drawer and MILLIONS of black ones. I was endlessly taking them off, putting them back in the drawer, then taking them back out and putting them on again. I remember feeling utterly disgusted with myself just at the very THOUGHT of wearing white socks, and I was getting indescribably frustrated at the fact that I was unable to change them.

Anyway, eventually I woke up and thought "heh, I don't even have any white socks - what a retarded dream." then basically just got on with my life.

[Snoops]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

[GM]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Translation: "Hope springs eternal"

[Cajun]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Wonderful.

[Andy]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

I find it spasticated and/or pathetic.

However, as it's Gejon I will be less blunt and merely label it "worrying".

[Cajun]

to be fair I have met 3 of the 4 mentioned so they are just "cyber" people.

[SEMTEX]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Translation: "Hope springs eternal"

related?

[Andy]

I've always visualised you as looking a bit like Johnson from Peep Show btw.

You definitely give off a "black" vibe. Maybe because of the old shola avatar or something, I dunno.

[GM]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Translation: "Hope springs eternal"

related?

OK, you clearly don't do "subtle", so I'll spell it out for you.

I was suggesting that Snoops finds it "amusing" Gejon dreams of people from the forum because she's hoping that Gejon dreams of her as well...but in a more sexual manner, i.e. she's wanting him to have wet dreams about her.

[Cajun]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Translation: "Hope springs eternal"

related?

OK, you clearly don't do "subtle", so I'll spell it out for you.

I was suggesting that Snoops finds it "amusing" Gejon dreams of people from the forum because she's hoping that Gejon dreams of her as well...but in a more sexual manner, i.e. she's wanting him to have wet dreams about her.

Like that would ever f***ing happen

[SEMTEX]

I find it most amusing that you dream about people from a forum!!

Translation: "Hope springs eternal"

related?

OK, you clearly don't do "subtle", so I'll spell it out for you.

I was suggesting that Snoops finds it "amusing" Gejon dreams of people from the forum because she's hoping that Gejon dreams of her as well...but in a more sexual manner, i.e. she's wanting him to have wet dreams about her.

believe it or not i had comprehended the mind bending puzzle that was your post. s'not what i was meaning.

doesn't matter son.