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Roger Kint

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6025 on: Friday 3 February 2012, 11:51:34 AM »
Add a group called 'w*****' then block everything for that group so he basically doesnt exist to you.
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cp40

  • St James Park
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6026 on: Friday 3 February 2012, 06:14:16 PM »
facebook ad to rent a house in cramlington-so i clicked on it just to have a look at the terms- it was a rent to buy scheme.
been accused of having an affair with a bird in crammy.  ;D ;D
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Dave

  • Administrator
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6027 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 04:21:52 PM »
Why has this piece of s*** started telling me what my friends are saying on other people's walls? People I don't have as friends or have any connection with whatsoever? p*ss off.
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Tooj

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6028 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 04:29:50 PM »
Quote from: Dave on Saturday  4 February 2012, 04:21:52 PM
Why has this piece of s*** started telling me what my friends are saying on other people's walls? People I don't have as friends or have any connection with whatsoever? p*ss off.

Aye, I've got s*** for that off her. :lol:
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"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

AliGupter

  • Biggest Fraud 2011
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6029 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:16:07 AM »
"I'm dreading the pictures from last night, put them up."

???
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Quote from: GM on Friday 10 February 2012, 09:54:16 AM
You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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Winner:  AliGupter
Runner-up:  Nobody even came close

Shaun

  • Ashley fan boy
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6030 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 01:17:29 AM »
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JH

  • Administrator
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6031 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:56:47 AM »
f***ing with the f***ing photos again :angry:
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HansDownerpantz

  • You're my wife now!
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6032 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 07:26:55 AM »
Suppose now you don't have to scroll down to read the comments shich is good, although I wish they would just get it right the first f***ing time and be done with it for a good while :lol:
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Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6033 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:29:03 PM »
Can only assume Claudio Ranieri is Zuckerberg's right hand man.
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Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

Quote from: Mike on Thursday 15 December 2011, 11:59:51 PM
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Keefaz

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6034 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:33:53 PM »
Why do I have to go online to see who's online? Wouldn't it make more sense to show me who is online so I can decided if I want to go online or not? Absolutely iditiotic.
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Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6035 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Neil on Wednesday  8 February 2012, 12:29:03 PM
Can only assume Claudio Ranieri is Zuckerberg's right hand man.

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wormy

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6036 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:36:40 PM »
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Lenny

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6037 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:58:36 PM »
:lol:

I think the photo's layout looks better now.
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Norwegian-Geordie

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6038 on: Wednesday 8 February 2012, 08:15:24 PM »
A t*** I went to school with some years ago just posted this status: ''Someone got any Coca Cola? Willing to pay a lot of cash for full 1,5l bottle!''.

After a long negotiaton the f***er ends up paying £16,5 for a bottle. It's not like he lives far away from civillation either, the grocery stores closes at normal times, and there is a gas station nearby where he lives as well. A 1,5l bottle normally costs £2-2,5 in Norway...
 :facepalm:
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wormy

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6039 on: Thursday 9 February 2012, 12:18:32 AM »
Was it really that kind of Coke? :shifty:
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Shaun

  • Ashley fan boy
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6040 on: Friday 10 February 2012, 05:16:13 AM »
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HansDownerpantz

  • You're my wife now!
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6041 on: Saturday 18 February 2012, 04:07:18 PM »
Currently going through the process of setting all the teenage mothers to 'acquaintances'. I've had enough.

/proper mad c***
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GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6042 on: Saturday 18 February 2012, 06:19:57 PM »


Innit.
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Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6043 on: Tuesday 21 February 2012, 03:58:00 PM »
When'd you get that copy of Definitely Maybe signed, Tooj?
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Tooj

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6044 on: Tuesday 21 February 2012, 10:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Tuesday 21 February 2012, 03:58:00 PM
When'd you get that copy of Definitely Maybe signed, Tooj?

What the f***? :lol:
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"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6045 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 12:56:27 AM »
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cp40

  • St James Park
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6046 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 08:33:55 PM »
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JH

  • Administrator
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6047 on: Wednesday 22 February 2012, 10:23:21 PM »
I've just had a notification saying "Jonny Hall (friends with #######) has also commented on this photo"

:lol:
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Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6048 on: Sunday 26 February 2012, 12:30:09 AM »
What's that Facebook group about that Marilyn Monroe quote (I'm selfish, impatient blah blah blah) which basically tells the stupid rent a hole to shut up, the whinging slag?
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ElDiablo

Re: Facebook
« Reply #6049 on: Sunday 26 February 2012, 03:13:07 AM »
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