Topic: The Shrine of Andy *Worshipping Permitted but not Demanded*

[Andy]

DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

I'm not going to beat around the bush here, so I'll just say it. The new scheme (Is "scheme" the word I'm looking for? It should be) is making my eyeballs jump out of their sockets and scream "GET IT AWAY FROM ME ANDY! GET IT THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME!" at random intervals. It is also making them bleed somewhat. This is giving me an annoyingly large headache. Someone tell me what the hell is going on please?

Also, who runs this place now - after Phil left and Chris stood down (if they did stand down)? Who is this "Admin" mofo that seems to be arrogantly thrusting his way around the forum like he f***ing WELL OWNS THE PLACE? Someone tell me please.

Also Also, Dave still smells of wee, Gemmill is still a big girly loser, Indigo still watches me masturbate at night, bluf is still a psychotic motherfucking mentalist who probably helped hitler invade poland because they swore at him, and the NUFC forum is still going downhill. Probably. Though I haven't actually looked at it yet - that's just an educated guess.

So... Yes. More criticisms to follow as I pick up on them.

[indi]

It broke.

[Dave]

It broke.

Broke like f***.

It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'.

Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker.

[Beren]

\o/

[Andy]

Also, who the f*** switched the swearfilter on? Yet another example of the nazi admins going WAY overboard and almost using their power to destroy the entire concept of freedom of speech AND the actual planet itself. Well played lads.

You'll be running around with flashing blue sirens attached to your heads before long. Hope your proud?

[indi]

Also, who the f*** switched the swearfilter on? Yet another example of the nazi admins going WAY overboard and almost using their power to destroy the entire concept of freedom of speech AND the actual planet itself. Well played lads.

You'll be running around with flashing blue sirens attached to your heads before long. Hope your proud?

You're way behind the times, we've been though that phase and now we've all been promoted to plain-clothed admin.

[Andy]

It broke.

Broke like f***.

It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'.

Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker.

You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee.

But what you say is interesting. Expand.

[makemeacupoftea]

i thought this was your forum andy?

[Dave]

It broke.

Broke like f***.

It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'.

Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker.

You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee.

But what you say is interesting. Expand.

Basically, mega-sp** HTT/Chris/Knightrider/Sharkfucker tried to upgrade the forum software and corrupted most of the forum database.

We had to recruit a SMF heavyweight to fix it. It took over a week.

[Andy]

i thought this was your forum andy?

Depends on your perspective. From the perspective of "Eveything in Existence Belongs to Andy Because he is Capable of Slitting Everyone's Throat in a Mere Instant", you are technically correct.

Otherwise you are stupidly wrong.

[Andy]

It broke.

Broke like f***.

It was to the point of 'not coming back tbh'.

Had to get a Liverpool fan to fix the motherfucker.

You smell of wee Dave, really really strong wee.

But what you say is interesting. Expand.

Basically, mega-sp** HTT/Chris/Knightrider/Sharkfucker tried to upgrade the forum software and corrupted most of the forum database.

We had to recruit a SMF heavyweight to fix it. It took over a week.

Chris is such a massive spazface.

Someone ban him for a few months again please.

[makemeacupoftea]

i thought this was your forum andy?

Depends on your perspective. From the perspective of "Eveything in Existence Belongs to Andy Because he is Capable of Slitting Everyone's Throat in a Mere Instant", you are technically correct.

Otherwise you are stupidly wrong.

well done

[Andy]

Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?

FIX THIS MESS

[Dave]

Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?

FIX THIS MESS

?

It's there.

[indi]

Why don't we have "who's online" lists at the top of each forum now?

FIX THIS MESS

Duh!!

[Andy]

Why are the "who's online" lists at the top of each forum in the most STUPID f***ing PLACE IMAGINABLE?

FIX THIS MESS

[Parky]

Actually I'm considering changing my 'forum is sort of alright' stance....Andy has inspired me.

[indi]

Why are the "who's online" lists at the top of each forum in the most STUPID f***ing PLACE IMAGINABLE?

FIX THIS MESS

That's right, keep moonwalking. 

[Dave]

Actually I'm considering changing my 'forum is sort of alright' stance....Andy has inspired me.

Still waiting for your theme.

[Andy]

Questions:

Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without?

Who is m3talc0re?

Who had the f***ing BALLS to destroy my banana smiley?

Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum?

Once again, who is "Admin"?

[GM]

[Dave]

Questions:

Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without? No comment

Who is m3talc0re? Theme designer. We modified it a bit. It works.

Who had the f***ing BALLS to destroy my banana smiley? It's there. There are two now.

Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum? I blame Bluf.

Once again, who is "Admin"? Anonymous admin account, to prevent sadacts like thompers spamming normal admins' PM inbox

[BlufPurdi]

Lost got s***, so Andy turns up.

(Good to have you back.)

[indi]

Questions:

Why are there still people with numbers in their username allowed on the forum, even though (statistically speaking) it is a known fact that they are more mongish than those without?

Who is m3talc0re?

Who had the f***ing BALLS to destroy my banana smiley?

Why hasn't a current-admin reposted the rules in the rules forum?

Once again, who is "Admin"?

Admin is a time traveller from the future with special banning powers and a hidden identity. He may even be some kind of cyborg type robot thing. Although, there is the slight possibility that that might all be lies.

[GM]

I think this new forum is the shizzle.