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Optomystyc Knight

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #50 on: Wednesday 29 November 2006, 09:45:03 PM »
doll houses.
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M4

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #51 on: Wednesday 29 November 2006, 09:46:50 PM »
 :hmm:
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Quote from: SteveMc on Thursday 29 March 2012, 10:37:50 PM
Saw him in Primark with Neil Warnock earlier today

jimburst

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Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #52 on: Wednesday 29 November 2006, 10:59:28 PM »
anyone ever see a nice steaming dogshit in the road and get the urge to stand on it, really slowly?
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Quote from: adam on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 09:05:59 PM
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

GM

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Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #53 on: Wednesday 29 November 2006, 11:02:36 PM »
Quote from: jimburst on Wednesday 29 November 2006, 10:59:28 PM
anyone ever see a nice steaming dogshit in the road and get the urge to stand on it, really slowly?

Sounds like the very early stages of coprophilia...see a shrink. Soon.
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Kitman

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 29 November 2006, 11:08:10 PM »
Quote from: jimburst on Wednesday 29 November 2006, 10:59:28 PM
anyone ever see a nice steaming dogshit in the road and get the urge to stand on it, really slowly?

See what happens when you don't use shaving gel?   bluewink.gif
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If you wonder why a professional football club should need a refresher course in such obvious issues as punctuality, discipline, team-bonding, fitness, injured players staying late for extra treatment, communication with those who have been out of the side (such as Mark Viduka last week), then you are not alone. One word: shambles.

Rob W

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #55 on: Thursday 30 November 2006, 10:21:01 AM »
Quote from: Optimistic Nit on Wednesday 29 November 2006, 07:57:41 PM
unlucky. i've had the good fortune not to have been to a funeral, but i wouldn't trust myself to go. its bad enough in mass, assemblies and reading in class ffs.

I think it's important to go (and God knows I get to go to a few at my age) -  it really makes a difference in how you feel about someone afterwards - I guess it helps with what they call "closure" these days
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The rapturous, wild & ineffable pleasure of drinking at someone else's expense

Parky

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #56 on: Thursday 30 November 2006, 10:59:14 AM »
Last time I was in church it is was in a little village and a Lutherian setup. Lovely thatched cottage and traditional organ, very bracing service.
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

Kitman

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #57 on: Thursday 30 November 2006, 11:02:43 AM »
Quote from: Parky on Thursday 30 November 2006, 10:59:14 AM
Last time I was in church it is was in a little village and a Lutherian setup. Lovely thatched cottage and traditional organ, very bracing service.

Aren't the Lutherians miserable buggers?  Hours of miserable preaching & nothing to look at but bare walls....is that what you mean by bracing?
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If you wonder why a professional football club should need a refresher course in such obvious issues as punctuality, discipline, team-bonding, fitness, injured players staying late for extra treatment, communication with those who have been out of the side (such as Mark Viduka last week), then you are not alone. One word: shambles.

Parky

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #58 on: Thursday 30 November 2006, 11:05:52 AM »
 :lol: Yes. They keep it simple, but you get a lot of hugging from fresh blonde birds with light in their eyes. bluewink.gif
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

Kitman

Re: "I have the urge to throw myself off tall buildings"...
« Reply #59 on: Thursday 30 November 2006, 11:10:36 AM »
Quote from: Parky on Thursday 30 November 2006, 11:05:52 AM
:lol: Yes. They keep it simple, but you get a lot of hugging from fresh blonde birds with light in their eyes. bluewink.gif

So when you said nice traditional organ, you meant YOUR traditional organ?  bluebiggrin.gif
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