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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6375 on: Tuesday 4 April 2017, 08:37:40 PM »
Thats way funnier then it should be :lol:
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6376 on: Friday 14 April 2017, 05:28:54 PM »
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?"
"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter !"
"Thanks dad !"
"No problem Alan"
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6377 on: Friday 14 April 2017, 05:47:29 PM »
:lol:

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« Reply #6378 on: Saturday 15 April 2017, 08:36:37 AM »
:lol: :lol:
Mums are the creatures that hold the world together and if it wasn't for your mum then you probably wouldn't have even ever been born.

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« Reply #6379 on: Sunday 7 May 2017, 12:54:21 PM »
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

I told him "I want to live forever,"

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Villa win the Championship then."

"You crafty c***" said the fairy.
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6380 on: Sunday 7 May 2017, 06:28:42 PM »
How do you measure Donald Trump's Horse?

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With tiny hands  :laugh:




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« Reply #6381 on: Tuesday 9 May 2017, 02:55:55 PM »
I was out walking the dog yesterday when an old lady shouted "Oi, you make sure you pick that s*** up!". I replied "Alright, calm down grandma......."

".......give me a chance to wipe my arse first will ya?"
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6382 on: Thursday 29 June 2017, 10:10:24 AM »
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite subreddit?

It's f***ing r/aww
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6383 on: Saturday 16 September 2017, 07:43:36 PM »
Just walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K & 1MB.

Well, that was a trip down Memory Lane.
Mums are the creatures that hold the world together and if it wasn't for your mum then you probably wouldn't have even ever been born.

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« Reply #6384 on: Thursday 21 September 2017, 05:27:20 PM »
What do you call a Chamelon that has lost it'sd ability to change colour

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A reptile dysfunction
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« Reply #6385 on: Thursday 21 September 2017, 07:32:41 PM »
The bloke who took Ryanair to court for mislaying his luggage has lost his case.
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Re: The Jokes Thread! (Don't Look if Easily Offended)
« Reply #6386 on: Tuesday 10 October 2017, 04:01:47 PM »
Whats Barbies favourite thing to do on Halloween?

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