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Parky

In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:35:41 PM »
A cable show (too dangerous for normal telly)..

Where people get the chance to torment the kidnapped celeb of their choice for a weekend.

50 cent
Ron Howard for all those sugary Americana films
Beyonce

Your choices please. :cool:
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

alex

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:39:22 PM »
Robbie Williams for being himself.
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Gemmill

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:43:22 PM »
Jade Goody - for being a millionaire simply because she's stupid

Richard Madeley - for being the biggest arse-licking geek on the planet and for putting up with Judy

Freddy Shepherd - for obvious reasons

Lee Hendrie - Ditto
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

Toon's Taylor

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:47:57 PM »
Michael Jackson - Would be funny to torture that soul, the things you could do, like make him watch adult porn films, hehe.

Paris Hilton - The world needs its revenge.

Russell Crowe - He'd get a kicking.

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Parky

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:49:38 PM »
''Richard Madeley - for being the biggest arse-licking geek on the planet and for putting up with Judy'' General


 blueyes.gif blueyes.gif blueyes.gif

I'd make her eat my special biscuits. :)
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

BlufPurdi

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Gemmill on Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:43:22 PM
Jade Goody - for being a millionaire simply because she's stupid

Richard Madeley - for being the biggest arse-licking geek on the planet and for putting up with Judy

:lol:

Ditto.

Lizo Mzimba - For being any extremely annoying c***, and for always f***ing grinning.

Ashton Kutcher - For thinking he's funny, when's not.

Chris Moyles - Cause he's an annoying fat c***.
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You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.

Dave

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:55:19 PM »
Avid Merrion.
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alex

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:57:23 PM »
Quote from: BlufPurdi on Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:55:12 PM
Quote from: Gemmill on Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:43:22 PM
Jade Goody - for being a millionaire simply because she's stupid

Richard Madeley - for being the biggest arse-licking geek on the planet and for putting up with Judy

:lol:

Ditto.

Lizo Mzimba - For being any extremely annoying c***, and for always f***ing grinning.

Ashton Kutcher - For thinking he's funny, when's not.

Chris Moyles - Cause he's an annoying fat c***.
:thup: Moyles is a reet prick
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Gemmill

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Parky on Thursday 14 September 2006, 12:49:38 PM
''Richard Madeley - for being the biggest arse-licking geek on the planet and for putting up with Judy'' General


 blueyes.gif blueyes.gif blueyes.gif

I'd make her eat my special biscuits. :)


One of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen was when Madeley started a band on This Morning playing guitar.  It was SO cringeworthy you wondered how the cameramen could go through with filming him in all his "Yeah, let's ROCK!" glory.  As for Judy, I bet she has him all over the shop behind closed doors.  He's got spousal abuse written all over him. 
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

Morph

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:03:08 PM »
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Gemmill

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:05:47 PM »
Mark Lawrenson - I would never tire of slapping his face just to watch his hangdog jowls wobble, the big gay sadsack.
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

Parky

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:13:26 PM »
Ashley cole and Campbell would pay to watch that. bluebiggrin.gif
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

BlufPurdi

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:20:13 PM »
Darren Campbell - Because he's a prick that never stops moaning.
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You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.

Dr Spectrum

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:22:02 PM »
Joel Schumacher.
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alex

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:23:12 PM »
Russell Brand
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Gemmill

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 01:26:30 PM »
Aye, I'd hurt Brand.

Steve Ryder.  I don't think I would have to even hurt him.  I just want to flatten his hair.
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failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.

HTT on Kevin Keegan.  The glory days are back on N-O.  This is the sort of quality I look for in a forum.

Badly cluttered forums are a disease, HTT's the cure is what I say tbh.

ChezGiven

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 02:29:18 PM »
I'd like to pull Souness apart particle by particle with hot tweezers until there was nowt left but his top lip.
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Parky

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 02:32:14 PM »
How about trapping him in a small box with African Red ants, him smeared in honey. bluedead.gif
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

Nobody

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  • That chick was like the Pele of anal
Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #18 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 02:33:48 PM »
Paris Hilton
Janice from Sopranos
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Syrette

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 02:40:51 PM »
Souness and Hilton.
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biggs

  • Meet your idol and he is a miserable t***
Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 06:51:21 PM »
vernon kaye for just being himself
jo whiley for licking bands arses all the time
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jimburst

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #21 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 07:11:28 PM »
is this really "in the vain" as 'pimp my ride' at all? :lol:

anyway, probably:

chris moyles,

50 cent (looks like a complete cock end)

mark lawrensen

souness

nikki from Big Brother *hatred*
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A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Bellers

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 07:35:48 PM »
Chris Evans, Billy Connolly, Chris Moyles, Petricia Hewitt. Peter Mandelson, David Cameron, Lee Hendrie, Craig Bellamy, Lee Bowyer, Denis Wise,Paul Ince, Phil Thompson, "Lawro", Graeme Souness, Freddy Shpherd, Peter Kenyon, Jeff Winter, Liam Gallagher, Robbie Williams, Axel Rose, Eminem, 50 Cent, Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, Matthew Wright, Jade Goody, Victoria Beckham, Rob Mcaffrey

More as I think of them...
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kebabstylee

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Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 07:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Bellers on Thursday 14 September 2006, 07:35:48 PM
Chris Evans, Billy Connolly, Chris Moyles, Petricia Hewitt. Peter Mandelson, David Cameron, Lee Hendrie, Craig Bellamy, Lee Bowyer, Denis Wise,Paul Ince, Phil Thompson, "Lawro", Graeme Souness, Freddy Shpherd, Peter Kenyon, Jeff Winter, Liam Gallagher, Robbie Williams, Axel Rose, Eminem, 50 Cent, Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, Matthew Wright, Jade Goody, Victoria Beckham, Rob Mcaffrey

More as I think of them...

Get out!
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Owen and Martins will end you.

Cajun

Re: In the vain of Pimp my ride...I bring you ''Kidnap my celebrity.
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 14 September 2006, 08:32:38 PM »
Christiano Ronaldo
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