Topic: Your Pet Hates

[LBW]

When people start to tell you a story and then say 'it doesn't matter.'

Give us an example...

Well once this lass was half way through a story about her and this other lass having a weird attraction for lasses, but she's not a lesbian, actually it doesn't matter.

Carry on damn you!! DAMN YOU................. MAKE SUMMIT UP!!  

Poor old Lanky's gone from to in a millisecond, there.

 

[Dave]

Getting iTunes receipts for free apps.

[LBW]

Curtain hooks

[Pilko]

Nasser Hussain's boring commentary on the cricket. f*** me, this man makes Hughton seem like Mr. Charisma.

[Foluwashola]

When 2 waffles freeze together and you have to wait for them to defrost slightly before the great seperation

[cp40]

When 2 waffles freeze together and you have to wait for them to defrost slightly before the great seperation

if you like waffle. get yourself over to the football forum.

[Foluwashola]

When 2 waffles freeze together and you have to wait for them to defrost slightly before the great seperation

if you like waffle. get yourself over to the football forum.

Oooooh, a marvelous play on words old chap 

[Interpolic]

When 2 waffles freeze together and you have to wait for them to defrost slightly before the great seperation

Can you not separate them with a knife?  Throw them against the wall a few times?

[Foluwashola]

When 2 waffles freeze together and you have to wait for them to defrost slightly before the great seperation

Can you not separate them with a knife?  Throw them against the wall a few times?

The knife could work but i'm a lazy t*** and that would take effort. As for the throwing against wall, waffles are a precious commodity and i would risk dirtying them.

[Interpolic]

Ridiculous phone-in quiz things on TV.  e.g. Which actor starred in Men In Black and Independence Day?

a. Will Smith
b. The colour magenta
c. Italia 90

[LBW]

Ridiculous phone-in quiz things on TV.  e.g. Which actor starred in Men In Black and Independence Day?

a. Will Smith
b. The colour magenta
c. Italia 90

 

The easier they make 'em, the more idiots phone 'em

[Kaizero]

Ridiculous phone-in quiz things on TV.  e.g. Which actor starred in Men In Black and Independence Day?

a. Will Smith
b. The colour magenta
c. Italia 90

 

The easier they make 'em, the more idiots phone 'em

Blatantly the colour magenta.

[GM]

Curtain hooks

[Dem BABA]

Hukkah. Specifically, people who feel the need to do this, while me and my people are standing behind them in line for two and one half hours. The amount of smoke they generate is insane. I don't know what flavor they had but it smelled like dead animals.

[jimburst]

Hukkah. Specifically, people who feel the need to do this, while me and my people are standing behind them in line for two and one half hours. The amount of smoke they generate is insane. I don't know what flavor they had but it smelled like dead animals.

Like indian smoking pipes? Shisha?

I've just been smoking some lovely watermelon flavour and can safely say it don't taste like no dead animals. What kind of queue were you in?

[Kid Icarus]

When you're drunk and pay a stupid amount to get into a club because 'ah f*** it, lets see what its like eh?' and then it's s***, and you imagine that its kicking off at a club that you've been to infinity times.

[Disco]

Ben Fogle - uncharismatic, overly posh, typically s*** BBC c***.

[MW]

Also another pet hate: having to eat a pizza with a knife and fork.  Don't care if that makes me common - it's a pain in the arse and detracts from my enjoyment.

Pizza Express in general is pretty s**** tbh.  We're tight for money so wanted to use vouchers, but I'd have rather went to La Tasca or something.

Just asked for it sliced, Pizza Express is mint. Half price atm if you print a voucher off the net til the end of Jan

[palnese]

Advanced Curveball

[Pilko]

Advanced Curveball

I disagree. But, it's still a very impressive post, as you managed to do it at exactly 2:22:22pm.

[geordiedean]

People who dont put cd's or dvd's games back in their box after using them so they get scratched or snapped...going to put a cd on and finding mario kart in its box...tidy up after yourself and get organised you f***ing unruly children

[palnese]

Advanced Curveball

I disagree. But, it's still a very impressive post, as you managed to do it at exactly 2:22:22pm.

Holy f***. Post of the year tbh 

[Keefaz]

People who dont put cd's or dvd's games back in their box after using them so they get scratched or snapped...going to put a cd on and finding mario kart in its box...tidy up after yourself and get organised you f***ing unruly children

This is how you talk to your kids?

[Kid Icarus]

Cultivated amateurism.

Adverts that use plinky plonky, happy, quirky folk-ish music, with a voice of the people narrating it along to bright colours and hollow words to appear genuine. f*** off, you're a massive company. Don't think that by trying to sell me a Dylan CD in your coffee shop, or by playing Feist on your adverts that I'm going to start thinking you're the peoples champion.

[Nobody]

When you're drunk and pay a stupid amount to get into a club because 'ah f*** it, lets see what its like eh?' and then it's s***, and you imagine that its kicking off at a club that you've been to infinity times.

Paying to get in at all is a bitch tbh. Thanks for letting me pay £10 to get in and pay shitloads for the drinks once I'm inside.