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Disco

  • Sax-ing all over Europe 2012/13.
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27950 on: Monday 9 January 2012, 12:57:44 PM »
The busker at central station Metro. Can't sing, can barely play the guitar, has an awful repertoire of songs and generally makes the place look bad. Even more so when I'm guessing it's a lot of peoples first impressions of Newcastle. Hardly a great image to open with and then to cap it off the horrifically dated train turns up. Welcome to the North East, 1980s and proud.

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27951 on: Monday 9 January 2012, 12:59:06 PM »
Is bass guitar bloke still going strong on Northumberland St/Monument?
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27952 on: Monday 9 January 2012, 01:09:03 PM »
Is bass guitar bloke still going strong on Northumberland St/Monument?

He was there on Saturday. Best busker Newcastle has ever had.

B-more Mag

  • From the land of pleasant living.
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27953 on: Monday 9 January 2012, 01:29:55 PM »
Cat ass in my face. That's not the way I roll, cat.

Ste

  • Lounge Act
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27954 on: Monday 9 January 2012, 02:29:19 PM »
Saw a busker once on Northumberland St singing Sit Down by James, pretty decent singer.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27955 on: Tuesday 10 January 2012, 06:04:55 PM »
probably been mentioned before but train price increases.

just worked out that coming up for the rest of the home games this season is going to cost me around £300.  :rant:
"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27956 on: Wednesday 11 January 2012, 08:04:51 PM »
Obvious, but f***ing Charva's, man Absolutely detest the horrible c***s.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27957 on: Wednesday 11 January 2012, 11:18:08 PM »
the way the term and act of "sorry" has been turned into meaning "i'm sorry i got caught" or "i'm not really sorry but i have to got through this charade for the sake of my career, infact i'm not even going to make any pretence at sincerity whilst saying it"



Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27958 on: Thursday 12 January 2012, 12:04:29 AM »
sqeezing too hard on toothpaste. more specifically, when you open a new one, being used to squeezing out an old tube. not on the same squeezing level, but every now n then it shoots out
AS9

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27959 on: Thursday 12 January 2012, 02:08:15 AM »
I've always wanted to just go mental and squeeze the s*** out of new tube of toothpaste until it was empty. It'd be like this:



Only replace the spunk with toothpaste.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27960 on: Thursday 12 January 2012, 10:36:00 AM »
re toothpaste. i used to work at proctor and gambles making head and shoulders and crest. one of the jobs on the crest lines was to sit in a booth with 2 or 3 other lads squeezing out toothpaste into buckets from batches that needed testing or had problems with the caps etc. basically it was a toothpaste fight in an 8ft by 8ft cubicle.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Bish

  • p*ss kidney, jizz cock
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27961 on: Thursday 12 January 2012, 05:01:19 PM »
People wearing baseball caps at the gym.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #27962 on: Thursday 12 January 2012, 05:05:34 PM »
re toothpaste. i used to work at proctor and gambles making head and shoulders and crest. one of the jobs on the crest lines was to sit in a booth with 2 or 3 other lads squeezing out toothpaste into buckets from batches that needed testing or had problems with the caps etc. basically it was a toothpaste fight in an 8ft by 8ft cubicle.

:lol: that's brilliant.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.