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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10125 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:21:43 PM »
One of the lasses friends was over at the weekend, there was a few of us sitting around having a few drinks listening to a playlist I'd put together when she pulls this CD from here bag and says "Ooh, can we put this on I just got it today?!"

I see this CD with 'Glee' written on it.

So being polite I press pause and she puts this CD in and this comes on

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-8_Z1E2hw&amp;feature=fvw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-8_Z1E2hw&amp;feature=fvw</a>


Cue the rest of us looking at each other wondering what the f*** she's put on. Mercifully she had to leave not long after.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10126 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:23:55 PM »
:lol: I wouldn't have let her, even if it meant being ungentlemanly.

The proper thing to have done would have to been to have punched her in the c*** and said "NO" loudly and firmly.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10127 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:25:11 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o</a>


What's NOT to like about that? :lol:
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10128 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:25:32 PM »
Seriously, though, what is it? I was reluctant to take the p*ss at first as I thought it might be some kind of special school or something.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10129 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:31:44 PM »
The bloke dancing is an utter, utter c***. That bit when he sits back down at the desk and wiggles his tie and tries to smooth his hair is possibly the most cringeworthy few seconds of footage ever recorded.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10130 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 06:39:42 PM »
Still not as annoying that f***ing c*** in the go compare adverts.

I want to kill that guy and his family.

Kaizero

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10131 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 07:44:31 PM »
One of the lasses friends was over at the weekend, there was a few of us sitting around having a few drinks listening to a playlist I'd put together when she pulls this CD from here bag and says "Ooh, can we put this on I just got it today?!"

I see this CD with 'Glee' written on it.

So being polite I press pause and she puts this CD in and this comes on

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-8_Z1E2hw&amp;feature=fvw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4-8_Z1E2hw&amp;feature=fvw</a>


Cue the rest of us looking at each other wondering what the f*** she's put on. Mercifully she had to leave not long after.

I'd take that CD and f***ing trash it into bits so small you can't see them with your eyes. Then I'd toss the f***er out for bringing something like that with her, f*** being a gentleman if someone has a f***ing CD of Glee.

Nixon

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10132 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:01:52 PM »
Doctors.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10133 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:04:31 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Nixon

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10134 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:14:07 PM »

GM

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10135 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:42:28 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:

GG

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10136 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:44:08 PM »
Should see the potential medics at my school. Most immature people EVER.
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Ste

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10137 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:44:40 PM »
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!

Nixon

  • Gabriele Marcotti II
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10138 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 08:58:09 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:
It would help if they weren't patronizing know all twats.

GM

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10139 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 09:00:26 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:
It would help if they weren't patronizing know all twats.

They aren't all patronising know-all twats though, are they?

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10140 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 09:13:10 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:
It would help if they weren't patronizing know all twats.

They aren't all patronising know-all twats though, are they?
have to say i've had some dealings with medical doctors very recently and they've been fine. i find they often react on how you are to them.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Ste

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10141 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 09:30:37 PM »
Paying for something with a £20 note thats only a few quid. Just don't like doing it.

Nixon

  • Gabriele Marcotti II
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10142 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 09:38:10 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:
It would help if they weren't patronizing know all twats.

They aren't all patronising know-all twats though, are they?
Of course not, but the ones I've had dealings with recently have been.

GM

  • TPFKA GeordieMessiah
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10143 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 09:40:47 PM »
Doctors.
any particular sort ? philosophy, engineering ?
Medicine.

Yeah, good shout that. f***ing bastards the lot of them with their incessant trying to help ill people get better and all that. c***s. :lol:
It would help if they weren't patronizing know all twats.

They aren't all patronising know-all twats though, are they?
Of course not, but the ones I've had dealings with recently have been.

Make a complaint then. http://www.countydurham.nhs.uk/pals.html

Chief Piggum

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10144 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 10:53:15 PM »
Hunting.


Football expert...

Yesterday morning I just couldn't jizz. I had been in all sorts of positions for an hour and a half and she had orgasmed 5 times but I was still nowhere near and she was begging me to do it. I considered faking it at one point.

Yeah, you read right.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10145 on: Thursday 18 March 2010, 11:17:55 PM »
Hunting.
Do you not like the practise in general, or do you just not like it when you actually go hunting. Have to say I've enjoyed this when I've done it, no expert though.

I dislike those internet expressions and people who use them in every day life. "Epic fail", "awesomness", etc. Someone today said that Mourinho "Pooned" Chelsea. It just sounds so childish and stupid.

Constantly pulled down by the mediocrity of others.

"You can look them in the eye now. No matter who he is or what he done, you look him right in the eye"

Phil Mitchell

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10146 on: Friday 19 March 2010, 12:34:29 AM »
Getting pulled over by the police just for walking late at night.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10147 on: Friday 19 March 2010, 12:38:15 AM »
Getting pulled over by the police just for walking late at night.
been there, done it, nearly arrested for refusing to give my name and address (arm up my back aswell the bastards)


edit.....hang on....can you get pulled over when you're walking ?
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Nobody

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10148 on: Friday 19 March 2010, 12:40:36 AM »
Getting pulled over by the police just for walking late at night.
That's kind of happened to me once when I was really, really drunk.
I was just a crossing away from home, and a police car pulled up. They asked me if I should come with them, and being p*ssed like I was, I thought it just sounded like a daft suggestion, as the station was on the wrong way from home, and said no and didn't think any more of it :lol:
   

Phil Mitchell

  • Domingo from Little Oakley
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #10149 on: Friday 19 March 2010, 12:50:57 AM »
Getting pulled over by the police just for walking late at night.
been there, done it, nearly arrested for refusing to give my name and address (arm up my back aswell the bastards)


edit.....hang on....can you get pulled over when you're walking ?

 :lol: Haha aye, not sure what else you can call it though. Tonight was the second time it's happened recently to me, other time I was canny p*ssed and they were asking me loads of things aswell as my name and adress like but I just gave them it. Tonight they just asked why I was out so late, and have I been infiltrating any compounds nearby  :lol: