I hate waiting, queues, late friends, pensioners ambling down the street, anything...
Clingy lasses, especially the ones you nailed when you were half p*ssed and think you want to start something long term...
People moving or looking through my private stuff...
Insects invading my private space...
Chavs, f***ing waste of oxygen, go die in a ditch...
Text talk on the N-O Forum...
Etc, etc...