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Favourite Porn Star
« on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:12:23 AM »
Briana Banks or Jemma Jamieson for me like ....
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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:13:39 AM »
The revamped Tera Patrick with the augmented breasts.

But yeah. Brianna Banks does it for me everytime.

Anyone with humongous tits, really.

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:14:04 AM »
Imogen from Big Brother, tbh tongue.gif

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:14:12 AM »
Chasey Lain does it for me like.
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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:14:31 AM »
Briana Banks or Jemma Jamieson for me like ....

I think it's degrading for women.
The club comes first.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:16:12 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:17:21 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

You jammy jammy b****** :shock:

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:17:50 AM »
Briana Banks too. Nice eyes as well.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:21:59 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

You jammy jammy b****** :shock:

She stayed at my flat in Paris a couple of months ago when i was away. she went to a porn 'conference' at Bercy. When i got back there were 5 of her DVD's on my desk. She is great. Getting married on the 18th August. Gutted. ...

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:23:23 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

You jammy jammy b****** :shock:

She stayed at my flat in Paris a couple of months ago when i was away. she went to a porn 'conference' at Bercy. When i got back there were 5 of her DVD's on my desk. She is great. Getting married on the 18th August. Gutted. ...

Don't break your heart lad. Porn weddings don't last even as long as one of Britney Spears' attempts. :(

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:23:41 AM »
Chasey Lain does it for me like.

dear chasey lain, i wrote to expain, im your biggest fan.

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:23:46 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:26:00 AM »
Teagan Presley. Better before the plastic surgery like.
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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:28:05 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

You jammy jammy b****** :shock:

She stayed at my flat in Paris a couple of months ago when i was away. she went to a porn 'conference' at Bercy. When i got back there were 5 of her DVD's on my desk. She is great. Getting married on the 18th August. Gutted. ...

f***ing wanktastic. Ahem, I mean disgraceful...... :winking:

Thing is midds she asked me if i had knocked one out over the dvds when i saw her next  bluebigeek.gif. In the films, she doesnt actually get involved, she films with a camera in hand apparently 'real' couples or blokes or whatever. she sort of stars but doesnt if you get my drift. my answer? "I would have love if you had been getting it"  :lol:

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:31:16 AM »
Saskia Steele and Veronica Zemanova.

The first one for the MILF factor, the second for the "OMG" factor.
Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:32:32 AM »
Saskia Steele and Veronica Zemanova.

The first one for the MILF factor, the second for the "OMG" factor.

Thanks Scy  :thup:


Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:39:29 AM »
I shouldnt tell yous this but my mate Ellie is a porn producer for Private. She's called Ionie Lovecoxx. Utter filth, very funny, welsh but supports the toon. Lover her to bits...

You jammy jammy b****** :shock:

She stayed at my flat in Paris a couple of months ago when i was away. she went to a porn 'conference' at Bercy. When i got back there were 5 of her DVD's on my desk. She is great. Getting married on the 18th August. Gutted. ...

f***ing wanktastic. Ahem, I mean disgraceful...... :winking:

Thing is midds she asked me if i had knocked one out over the dvds when i saw her next  bluebigeek.gif. Thing is in the films, she doesnt actually get involved, she films with a camera in hand apparently 'real' couples or blokes or whatever. she sort of stars but doesnt if you get my drift. my answer? "I would have love if you had been getting it:lol:


 :lol: :lol: f***ing tremendous mate! I'm betting she wouldn't have batted a f***ing eyelid??

How you getting on with your stripper?  snoopy.gif


The one from Pinks? I had been expecting a call but never got one so just thought f*** it. However  snoopy.gif me mate was there on saturday and saw her. Apparently she said she was going to call us but i reckon she is playing us. You never know though. 21, from Burnley, fluent french in a proper dodgy manc / lanc accent. Love at first site tbh.

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:44:45 AM »
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The one from Pinks? I had been expecting a call but never got one so just thought f*** it. However   me mate was there on saturday and saw her. Apparently she said she was going to call us but i reckon she is playing us. You never know though. 21, from Burnley, fluent french in a proper dodgy manc / lanc accent. Love at first site tbh

How many have you got on the f***ing go like??

The club comes first.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:47:36 AM »
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The one from Pinks? I had been expecting a call but never got one so just thought f*** it. However   me mate was there on saturday and saw her. Apparently she said she was going to call us but i reckon she is playing us. You never know though. 21, from Burnley, fluent french in a proper dodgy manc / lanc accent. Love at first site tbh

How many have you got on the f***ing go like??



If mugging us off for 300 notes is 'on the go' then a canny few i reckon.

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:50:20 AM »
Saskia Steele and Veronica Zemanova.

The first one for the MILF factor, the second for the "OMG" factor.

Thanks Scy  :thup:



For? :lol:
Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:53:12 AM »
Saskia Steele and Veronica Zemanova.

The first one for the MILF factor, the second for the "OMG" factor.

Thanks Scy  :thup:



For? :lol:

For everything Scy.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 01:58:27 AM »
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The one from Pinks? I had been expecting a call but never got one so just thought f*** it. However   me mate was there on saturday and saw her. Apparently she said she was going to call us but i reckon she is playing us. You never know though. 21, from Burnley, fluent french in a proper dodgy manc / lanc accent. Love at first site tbh

How many have you got on the f***ing go like??



If mugging us off for 300 notes is 'on the go' then a canny few i reckon.

Never! Seriously? I was on about the one you banged/were about to bang a few weeks ago. I'm going to have to get myself to Paris...

If i'd pulled it off i would have let it slip on here by now like.  bluebigrazz.gif

Nah, theres nowt much to be gained from chasing strippers about, you'd think a grown man would realise this.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 02:06:29 AM »
I'm into black chicks right now.

With big melons, of course.

Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 02:06:57 AM »
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The one from Pinks? I had been expecting a call but never got one so just thought f*** it. However   me mate was there on saturday and saw her. Apparently she said she was going to call us but i reckon she is playing us. You never know though. 21, from Burnley, fluent french in a proper dodgy manc / lanc accent. Love at first site tbh

How many have you got on the f***ing go like??



If mugging us off for 300 notes is 'on the go' then a canny few i reckon.

Never! Seriously? I was on about the one you banged/were about to bang a few weeks ago. I'm going to have to get myself to Paris...

If i'd pulled it off i would have let it slip on here by now like.  bluebigrazz.gif

Nah, theres nowt much to be gained from chasing strippers about, you'd think a grown man would realise this.

Mate, there's a f***ing s***-load supposedly grown men like us should realise, but we don't. I doff my cap to you for getting as close as you did. Respect is due.  blueyes.gif

Next time i see her i'm going to especially try just for you  :lol:  bluecool.gif

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Re: Fave porn star
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 25 July 2006, 05:14:14 AM »
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