Topic: Are women just mocking us?

[ChezGiven]

Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her???

Lol! I have a LOT of philosophies on a lot of things!

What exactly does this ex do to you to melt your head?

She just still rips the p*ss in that way that you cant find the words to reply. For example, she has had stuff at my flat for ages, every time i came back to london she was away and she couldnt pick it up. This goes on for 3 months as i am often away too. The she calls and says 'why wont you let me get my stuff, do you not want to let go?' but in a real p'ss taking way.

She'll then destroy me for whatever reason and then say, shall we meet for a drink.... I just want to hide somewhere. She can be canny but she can be minging about me, mates, family. Then she says i have a problem if i get worked up.

Its like a weird 70's art house channel 5 repeat series at times.....

[GM]

Nice. She sounds like a prime example of womanhood. Been through similar emotional mangles myself like - but she sounds a right nutter. Sure you can do better than that!

[Snoopy]

She just still rips the p*ss in that way that you cant find the words to reply. For example, she has had stuff at my flat for ages, every time i came back to london she was away and she couldnt pick it up. This goes on for 3 months as i am often away too. The she calls and says 'why wont you let me get my stuff, do you not want to let go?' but in a real p'ss taking way.

She'll then destroy me for whatever reason and then say, shall we meet for a drink.... I just want to hide somewhere. She can be canny but she can be minging about me, mates, family. Then she says i have a problem if i get worked up.

Its like a weird 70's art house channel 5 repeat series at times.....

You poor bugger, sounds like you have a right meanie on your hands with this bird.

Don't let her insult you or make you feel bad, if she's going to be like that just don't speak to her. Cut all ties with her, that will crack her off when she can't just call you up and insult you and take the pee. You should have arranged a time for her to collect her stuff from the flat and told her that if she failed to turn up on that date to collect it then you would take it to the Oxfam shop.

Never mind about her "canny" side that she probably switches on when she wants something, her nasty side seems to be more in use than her nice side, and she has no right to make you feel like that. Cut all ties and don't take her phone calls. In short, tell her to bugger off if she's going to treat you like crap, you can't let someone away with making you feel like that.

Don't meet with her for a drink either. What a cheek after she's insulted you. You should get a lovely new girlfriend who won't treat you like this, that would also get up her nose.

[Snoopy]

Nice. She sounds like a prime example of womanhood. Been through similar emotional mangles myself like - but she sounds a right nutter. Sure you can do better than that!

Exactly!

Here man lads, don't let these bitches walk all over you and treat you like crap. Don't let them play mind games with you. Bloody mean minded, mean spirited, nasty tarts. :mad:

[Wullie]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

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[GM]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

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Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

[ChezGiven]

She just still rips the p*ss in that way that you cant find the words to reply. For example, she has had stuff at my flat for ages, every time i came back to london she was away and she couldnt pick it up. This goes on for 3 months as i am often away too. The she calls and says 'why wont you let me get my stuff, do you not want to let go?' but in a real p'ss taking way.

She'll then destroy me for whatever reason and then say, shall we meet for a drink.... I just want to hide somewhere. She can be canny but she can be minging about me, mates, family. Then she says i have a problem if i get worked up.

Its like a weird 70's art house channel 5 repeat series at times.....

You poor bugger, sounds like you have a right meanie on your hands with this bird.

Don't let her insult you or make you feel bad, if she's going to be like that just don't speak to her. Cut all ties with her, that will crack her off when she can't just call you up and insult you and take the pee. You should have arranged a time for her to collect her stuff from the flat and told her that if she failed to turn up on that date to collect it then you would take it to the Oxfam shop.

Never mind about her "canny" side that she probably switches on when she wants something, her nasty side seems to be more in use than her nice side, and she has no right to make you feel like that. Cut all ties and don't take her phone calls. In short, tell her to bugger off if she's going to treat you like crap, you can't let someone away with making you feel like that.

Don't meet with her for a drink either. What a cheek after she's insulted you. You should get a lovely new girlfriend who won't treat you like this, that would also get up her nose.

Your totally right Snoopy, the problem is she has 'canny' nice tits, a 'canny' arse, a 'canny' pretty face and 'canny' help it when she is nice. I'm weak tbh. I think am through it all now though and dont get me wrong i can handle her nonsense most of the time but she will lure me in with her 'cannyness' then slowly sink the teeth in again.

Once the last of her stuff is gone i am thinking about changing numbers....

[ChezGiven]

Buys his acid.

    

and calls us a puff when i wont do it tbh...

[GM]

Once the last of her stuff is gone i am thinking about changing numbers....

Getting back to the original thread - I wonder if there's scope for a conspiracy theory here running along the lines that mobile phone companies specifically employ luscious but dangerously unbalanced bints to snare male customers then screw their lives up, break up with them, come back for a bit more ex-boyf baiting, until the poor unsuspecting male is forced to take a new number and thinks "feck it I'll get an upgrade to cheer myself up whilst I'm at it".....ker-ching!

Nah, that's definitely too paranoid even for me...

[Snoopy]

Your totally right Snoopy, the problem is she has 'canny' nice tits, a 'canny' arse, a 'canny' pretty face and 'canny' help it when she is nice. I'm weak tbh. I think am through it all now though and dont get me wrong i can handle her nonsense most of the time but she will lure me in with her 'cannyness' then slowly sink the teeth in again.

Once the last of her stuff is gone i am thinking about changing numbers....

You are ower soft for your own good. Just watch though, she will do something to really, really nark you soon and then she won't be able to wrap you round her finger when she wants to, even if she has got nice "assests"...let her sod off!
It really does make me angry that women treat men like crap for nowt!

Aye, change your number, that will crack her off when she can't get through.

[Wullie]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

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Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

Aye, someone else's missus for about 9 b****** month now. She always promised me she'd dump him but she hasn't and, like ChezGiven, I'm as weak as p*ss when she wants to talk me round to being friendly.

So now my aim is to tell him...  :bigbro:

[GM]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

*ahem*

 whistling.gif

Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

Aye, someone else's missus for about 9 b****** month now. She always promised me she'd dump him but she hasn't and, like ChezGiven, I'm as weak as p*ss when she wants to talk me round to being friendly.

So now my aim is to tell him... :bigbro:

Well so long as it's not your brother's lass you should be just fine mate! :wink:

[BlufPurdi]

Scandalous.

[ChezGiven]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

*ahem*

 whistling.gif

Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

Aye, someone else's missus for about 9 b****** month now. She always promised me she'd dump him but she hasn't and, like ChezGiven, I'm as weak as p*ss when she wants to talk me round to being friendly.

So now my aim is to tell him...  :bigbro:

You be careful wullie, he could gan mental with ye....

Or is he a bit  gay.gif

[Wullie]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

*ahem*

 whistling.gif

Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

Aye, someone else's missus for about 9 b****** month now. She always promised me she'd dump him but she hasn't and, like ChezGiven, I'm as weak as p*ss when she wants to talk me round to being friendly.

So now my aim is to tell him...  :bigbro:

You be careful wullie, he could gan mental with ye....

Or is he a bit  gay.gif

He lives in Grimsby, so I reckon I should be alreet. :wink:

[GM]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,22044.0.html

*ahem*

 whistling.gif

Well then Wullie - are you gonnae explain yer antics to those who aren't ITK about what ya been up to wee man? Ya dorty bugger... :wink: someone else's missus? Handjob? and Roy Walker caught you red handed?

Aye, someone else's missus for about 9 b****** month now. She always promised me she'd dump him but she hasn't and, like ChezGiven, I'm as weak as p*ss when she wants to talk me round to being friendly.

So now my aim is to tell him... :bigbro:

You be careful wullie, he could gan mental with ye....

Or is he a bit gay.gif

He lives in Grimsby, so I reckon I should be alreet. :wink:

Hard as nails those Grimsby boys, I hear...

[ChezGiven]

Your totally right Snoopy, the problem is she has 'canny' nice tits, a 'canny' arse, a 'canny' pretty face and 'canny' help it when she is nice. I'm weak tbh. I think am through it all now though and dont get me wrong i can handle her nonsense most of the time but she will lure me in with her 'cannyness' then slowly sink the teeth in again.

Once the last of her stuff is gone i am thinking about changing numbers....

You are ower soft for your own good. Just watch though, she will do something to really, really nark you soon and then she won't be able to wrap you round her finger when she wants to, even if she has got nice "assests"...let her sod off!
It really does make me angry that women treat men like crap for nowt!

Aye, change your number, that will crack her off when she can't get through.

Like some people think there are people from the club that gan on the main forum to argue for the club, am thinking your on here just to keep us all in check 

[Wullie]

I reckon he'd 'kick my ass... at Nintendo.'

[ChezGiven]

I reckon he'd 'kick my ass... at Nintendo.'

Then you've nowt to lost other than mario bros tbh

[Snoopy]

Like some people think there are people from the club that gan on the main forum to argue for the club, am thinking your on here just to keep us all in check

To keep you in check for your own good and to help and advise you when women get up to their wily tricks

Thats WILY you dirty minded gits!

I am a woman but not one who would treat her boyfriend like s****. And aint that a fact.

[Wullie]

Why is it men always get the bad reputation then?

Did it used to be that way, and the roles have reversed or what? Or are there just an equal bunch of pisstakers on either side?

[ChezGiven]

Why is it men always get the bad reputation then?

Did it used to be that way, and the roles have reversed or what? Or are there just an equal bunch of pisstakers on either side?

I blame the Sufragettes tbh

[GM]

Some women can't help themselves, tbh. They think they're different from other women: that they won't end up playing the same petty mind tricks that all the others resort to using, but invariably they always do. They think they won't become too possessive or clingy, but invariably they always do. They make promises that if things don't work out, don't worry we'll break up amicably, there'll be no horrible aftermath - but there (nearly) always is, becuase they have an incessant illogical need to play things in the most male-mind-f***ing way possible. Sometimes I think women were put on Earth solely to make men's lives a total misery...







...can anyone else spot the bloke who had a row with his lass this evening?

[Snoopy]

Why is it men always get the bad reputation then?

Did it used to be that way, and the roles have reversed or what? Or are there just an equal bunch of pisstakers on either side?

I don't know Wullie. I mean, I don't think that women should be treated like s**** either and certainly shouldn't be hit by men or anything but its gone too far nowdays with all of this "equality for women" stuff cos they are ending up with better deals all the time....if they want equality then that is what they should get.

It just makes me angry these days when women are treaing men like crap when they don't want to be treated like it themselves. Some of them act like men have no feelings, and its not fair.

[Snoopy]

Women are bitches with each other GeordieMessiah. They will smile in your face whilst stabbing you in the back.  Don't believe all of the "all girls together" s**** cos its all false tripe, it makes me sick and thats something else I don't go in for. They will soon stab their "friends" in the back when there is something they want or a man who they are after.

I should know, I have had my fair share of back stabbing from supposed female "friends" thats why I don't like to make friends with women any more, they get too jealous, nasty and bitchy within weeks of knowing you. :roll:

Of course, there will be exceptions out there in the female population, you just have to find them.