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S.S.R.

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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #25 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 08:13:57 PM »
Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Monday  5 June 2006, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Parky on Monday  5 June 2006, 07:36:27 PM
It seems to me and I don't know if others would agree, they fall in love with this 'thing' that you create and aren't really that interested in the real you.

Spoke it like a true master. You are absolutely right, sir.

Can't be bothered to explain, but those who understand what he's saying will be nodding their heads. That explains why things tend to drift away after a while in a relationship - surely not solely the woman's fault, but the evaporation of the "thing", the illusion, and seeing the real you maybe has something to do with it.

And all that crap about "just be yourself" is just pure virgin bullshit.

Be a w*****.

Women fall in the love with the man they think they can turn you into.
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Parky

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #26 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 08:48:02 PM »
Fekin hell!! :)
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Alan Shearer 9

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #27 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 08:51:25 PM »
What most of you don't realise is that Parky is actually a woman. I've seen his tits.
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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #28 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 09:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Alan Shearer 9 on Monday  5 June 2006, 08:51:25 PM
What most of you don't realise is that Parky is actually a woman. I've seen his tits.

I thought they were prosthetic.
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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #29 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 09:26:56 PM »
that's his other bit
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Parky

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #30 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 09:29:28 PM »
I'm not rising to that. :P
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

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Tooj

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #31 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 09:30:46 PM »
Aye cock teasers the lot of them
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indi

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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #32 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 09:43:01 PM »
Quote from: Parky on Monday  5 June 2006, 09:29:28 PM
I'm not rising to that. :P

That's not what AS9 told me. ;)
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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #33 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 10:06:46 PM »
The cynicism in this thread is hilarious!  :lol:
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ChezGiven

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #34 on: Monday 5 June 2006, 11:41:07 PM »
Quote from: DJ_NUFC on Monday  5 June 2006, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Parky on Monday  5 June 2006, 07:36:27 PM
It seems to me and I don't know if others would agree, they fall in love with this 'thing' that you create and aren't really that interested in the real you.

Spoke it like a true master. You are absolutely right, sir.

Can't be bothered to explain, but those who understand what he's saying will be nodding their heads. That explains why things tend to drift away after a while in a relationship - surely not solely the woman's fault, but the evaporation of the "thing", the illusion, and seeing the real you maybe has something to do with it.

And all that crap about "just be yourself" is just pure virgin bullshit.

Be a w*****.

Couldnt agree more  blueyes.gif
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lovejoy

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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 11:31:05 AM »
aye, we are being taken for a ride a lot of the time in my opinion.


f***ing slags











(not that im biter or owt :winking:)
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alex

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 11:48:04 AM »
I love massive generalisations.  :roll:
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GM

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 12:43:29 PM »
Put on this Earth solely to f*** with our minds, tbh.  tongue.gif
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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 01:18:38 PM »
Quote from: alex on Tuesday  6 June 2006, 11:48:04 AM
I love massive generalisations. :roll:

Stop being such a girl. ;)
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Parky

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #39 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 09:56:10 PM »
Today she started singing, "I can't get no....satisfaction..." I mean really!! blueupset.gif

She also criticised me for buying a readymade salad.....While she was eating it!! :wullie:
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

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Alan Shearer 9

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 10:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Parky on Tuesday  6 June 2006, 09:56:10 PM
Today she started singing, "I can't get no....satisfaction..." I mean really!! blueupset.gif

She also criticised me for buying a readymade salad.....While she was eating it!! :wullie:

Sounds like she has fine taste in music
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S.S.R.

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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 10:56:06 PM »
Quote from: alex on Tuesday  6 June 2006, 11:48:04 AM
I love massive generalisations.  :roll:

Who are ye, Dr Phil?
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Brock Manson

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 6 June 2006, 11:18:02 PM »
"You're a s*** Tom."
"This coming from the lass who tried to split me and me lass up?"
"Shut the f*** up."

Seriously...what is wrong with em???  blueconfused.gif
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Snoopy

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #43 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 12:31:04 AM »
Awww you poor lot. :(

As most of you probably know, I hate it when women treat men like crap. There is no need for it and it makes me angry. But you should know that most women are a bunch of bitches and can never be nice for a sustained amount of time.

I feel sorry for you all having to put up with them to be honest. I don't know how or why you do it!
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Parky

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #44 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 12:32:05 AM »
I like you snoopy. :lol:
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"I'm a competitor and I want to play every game, every minute. The manager knows what I'm thinking. He knows I want to play. He makes his choices and I have to respect them."But it's true we don't share quite the same philosophy. For him, it's more crosses, a bit of a more direct style, whereas I'm more the kind of player who likes to play short passes.
"I like to pass and move.. .."That is the kind of football I like. That's the philosophy I learned at the French academy at Clairefontaine." HBA

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Snoopy

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #45 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 12:37:16 AM »
Quote from: Parky on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 12:32:05 AM
I like you snoopy. :lol:
:lol: Why thank you! :D You are a rather likeable chap yourself!

But seriously, if you lads heard some of my philosophies on things you would agree with them all I can tell you ;)
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ChezGiven

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #46 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 01:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 12:37:16 AM
Quote from: Parky on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 12:32:05 AM
I like you snoopy. :lol:
:lol: Why thank you! :D You are a rather likeable chap yourself!

But seriously, if you lads heard some of my philosophies on things you would agree with them all I can tell you ;)

Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her???

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Snoopy

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #47 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 01:23:24 AM »
Quote from: ChezGiven on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 01:08:23 AM
Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her???


Lol! I have a LOT of philosophies on a lot of things!

What exactly does this ex do to you to melt your head?
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Syrette

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Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #48 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 01:25:27 AM »
Buys his acid.
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GM

Re: Are women just mocking us?
« Reply #49 on: Wednesday 7 June 2006, 01:26:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 01:23:24 AM
Quote from: ChezGiven on Wednesday  7 June 2006, 01:08:23 AM
Hi Snoopy, what are these philosophies and could they in any way help me to understand my ex still melts my head every time i speak to her???


Lol! I have a LOT of philosophies on a lot of things!

What exactly does this ex do to you to melt your head?

Aw man - she's not been shoving your head in the deep fryer again has she? :(
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