Topic: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella

[MW]

Is this morning's one the first one on ITV2 later or the second episode?

[Blefuscu]

First

[Ste]

Only caught the first people on the show, that kids moustache was horrendous.

[MW]

Mackems on Jeremy Kyle this morning. f***ing hilarious 

Aye was a brilliant episode

[Blefuscu]

Bloody hell!  There is a wife on Jeremy Kyle this morning who goes through up to 12 cans of Butain gas a day. Her house is a f***ing tip and she was talking from her house and inhaling this gas twice every minute. Mental!

[Blefuscu]

Bloke on there this morning, been supporting this lass and her bairn for the past 18 months, his name on the birth certificate etc, just found out he isn't the dad. Looked absolutely destroyed.

[MKSC]

In addition, don't you just love it when the bird is absolutely 110% sure that the fella in question is the dad because there was nobody else at the time, she doesn't cheat or sleep around only to get the DNA result that said bloke is NOT the child's biological father. It's especially funny if they've spent ten minutes bad mouthing the bloke for being a no-good cheating whatever.

Surely they knew there was a chance, as I'd hope they were aware that they had unprotected sex with somebody else in the required time frame. I've never forgotten I've had a bunk-up even if I was absolutely destroyed at the time of the deed. Why would you go on national telly knowing there is a chance you'd be shown up for a liar. If my wife wanted to take me for a lie detector and I knew I was lying I'd just own up beforehand and deal with the s***, you know it's coming so why go through with the public humiliation of it all.

[Ste]

I think they get paid for appearing on the show.

[scum]

I saw a dna test on this the other week, supposed father (white) wanted a dna test to see if he was the father to his girlfriends (also white) black baby. Needless to say it wasnt his. I was in stitches when he actually looked shocked. Jeremy Kyle came out with the line, "did you really think it was going to be yours?"

[MKSC]

I think they get paid for appearing on the show.

Still, how desperate do you need to be to accept humiliation in front of the nation repeated ad infinitum on ITV2 and you tube for probably less than a grand. And what about how your kids feel?? Imagine the conversations years later after the kids find out their parentage was discussed on tv.

[MKSC]

I saw a dna test on this the other week, supposed father (white) wanted a dna test to see if he was the father to his girlfriends (also white) black baby. Needless to say it wasnt his. I was in stitches when he actually looked shocked. Jeremy Kyle came out with the line, "did you really think it was going to be yours?"

Jezza has his knockers but you can't argue that he isn't good value entertainment wise. He will tell the scumbags what they are and how stupid they are being by thinking there wasn't any issues etc. The man is a legend of modern society.

[Foluwashola]

Aye, some of the North-Easts finest were on once again this morning. The girlfriend of the lad whose kid it wasn't looked like some form of Star Wars character 

[scum]

Aye, some of the North-Easts finest were on once again this morning. The girlfriend of the lad whose kid it wasn't looked like some form of Star Wars character 

Its funny you should say that, I used that exact phrase when I saw daniella westbrook on the tele last night.

[Foluwashola]

Aye, some of the North-Easts finest were on once again this morning. The girlfriend of the lad whose kid it wasn't looked like some form of Star Wars character 

Its funny you should say that, I used that exact phrase when I saw daniella westbrook on the tele last night.

Perhaps I was in your living room...

[Ste]

I think they get paid for appearing on the show.

Still, how desperate do you need to be to accept humiliation in front of the nation repeated ad infinitum on ITV2 and you tube for probably less than a grand. And what about how your kids feel?? Imagine the conversations years later after the kids find out their parentage was discussed on tv.

It's a bit of a bonus to top up their Job Seekers Allowance, how it will effect them and their family in the future is of little concern to these people. It does make canny telly though.

[LBW]

This mornings' Jeremy Kyle guests were particulary interesting. A daughter claimed that after nineteen years, her mother told her two days ago that she believes the kid was swapped at birth!

Nineteen years!! So the daughter is told on the Monday, and rather than seek advice from the local authority, or get in touch with their GP for the best method of determining the facts, they get straight on the blower to Jezza and are there on the Wednesday!!   

Something stinks about these stories. TV Wannabes and people with real issues need to be filtered a little more

[geordiedean]

I think anyone that willingly goes onto this show should be seriously psychologically evaluated...i dont know who is worse the pondlife who are getting interviewed and airing their dirty linen in public...or the idiots who go to be in the audience i mean have these parasites on society got nothing else better to do in live than nose around the existence of the dregs of society

[LBW]

I think anyone that willingly goes onto this show should be seriously psychologically evaluated...i dont know who is worse the pondlife who are getting interviewed and airing their dirty linen in public...or the idiots who go to be in the audience i mean have these parasites on society got nothing else better to do in live than nose around the existence of the dregs of society

And Jezzebellend knows this, yet continues to be the councellor. If he had any honest compassion about these idiots, he would not be bringing them on the show.   From Trishtrish to Springer, they're all the same!

[Blefuscu]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

[catmag]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

[Blefuscu]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

What the hell channel am I watching then?

EDIT: It was ITV2+1, 

[Liam Liam Liam O]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

What the hell channel am I watching then?

EDIT: It was ITV2+1, 

It's on in an hour then.

[Blefuscu]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

What the hell channel am I watching then?

EDIT: It was ITV2+1, 

It's on in an hour then.

I just turned the telly over. I really don't care what Denise Welch and a bunch of women I haven't a clue are want to natter about. Much prefer watching the charva society on Jezza Kyle instead

[madras]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

What the hell channel am I watching then?

EDIT: It was ITV2+1, 

It's on in an hour then.

I just turned the telly over. I really don't care what Denise Welch and a bunch of women I haven't a clue are want to natter about. Much prefer watching the charva society on Jezza Kyle instead

why don't you just turn off your television set and go and do something less boring instead ?

[Blefuscu]

For some reason it's not on ITV2, loose women instead 

It's on now.

What the hell channel am I watching then?

EDIT: It was ITV2+1, 

It's on in an hour then.

I just turned the telly over. I really don't care what Denise Welch and a bunch of women I haven't a clue are want to natter about. Much prefer watching the charva society on Jezza Kyle instead

why don't you just turn off your television set and go and do something less boring instead ?

Because I don't have to.