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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #75 on: Sunday 9 November 2008, 03:35:52 AM »
Students eh.

Im a student and im in 4 days, but 2 days man, i hope you arnt paying over £3k a year for your course :lol:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #76 on: Sunday 9 November 2008, 03:36:41 AM »
Yeah.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #77 on: Friday 14 November 2008, 09:43:59 AM »
This monstrosity of a woman (I use the term loosely) is just like Vicky Pollard
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #78 on: Friday 14 November 2008, 09:54:53 AM »
This monstrosity of a woman (I use the term loosely) is just like Vicky Pollard

It astounds me how someone gave her the opportunity to fetilise an egg!

"Boah! SHE BE ONE GARD DANG UGLY BEEEEEEEATCH LEMME TELLS YA BOAH, SHE BE A SKANK, AN' DAT IS NOOOO LIE PARDNER!"


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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #79 on: Friday 14 November 2008, 09:56:37 AM »
This monstrosity of a woman (I use the term loosely) is just like Vicky Pollard

It astounds me how someone gave her the opportunity to fetilise an egg!

"Boah! SHE BE ONE GARD DANG UGLY BEEEEEEEATCH LEMME TELLS YA BOAH, SHE BE A SKANK, AN' DAT IS NOOOO LIE PARDNER!"


 :blush:

I reckon it's bullshit. She's not pregnant.
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #80 on: Wednesday 19 November 2008, 03:38:06 PM »
The ugliest couple in the world are coming up on ITV2+1 now. Not to be missed
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #81 on: Wednesday 19 November 2008, 03:38:41 PM »
omg theres an itv 2+1 what channel?

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #82 on: Wednesday 19 November 2008, 03:42:15 PM »
omg theres an itv 2+1 what channel?

Dunno what it is on Sky, on Freeview its 31
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #83 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 02:36:39 PM »
Celebrity confessions are the topic on ITV2 now, well, i say celebrity.

“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #84 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
Celebrity confessions are the topic on ITV2 now, well, i say celebrity.



Wow, very interesting stuff.

Can I have a synopsis please?
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http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #85 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 02:54:03 PM »
Knew that was coming as soon as i posted it, and knew it would come from you.
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #86 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 02:57:31 PM »
Knew that was coming as soon as i posted it, and knew it would come from you.

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"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #87 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 02:58:59 PM »
Jodie Marsh is on now talking about killing herself. f*** the VAT news, get THAT on the front pages.
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #88 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 07:39:42 PM »
Jodie Marsh is on now talking about killing herself. f*** the VAT news, get THAT on the front pages.

Hey! Deck and Blacker Werkbonch!

Did you see todays, with Ronaldo Porn star, who liked having sex with wives while husbands watched? he he!

I wonder if he dribbles down the wing, before diving in the box?

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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #89 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 07:52:31 PM »
What one was that? I usually only watch the repeats on ITV2 around lunch time rather than the new ones in the morning.
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #90 on: Tuesday 25 November 2008, 07:57:49 PM »
was this mornings, should have repeated on 2!

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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #91 on: Monday 1 December 2008, 01:39:35 PM »
Anyone watching it now on itv2? Some women goes "i'd rather have a monkey in my house than black people" She fully admits to being racist.
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #92 on: Monday 1 December 2008, 01:49:21 PM »
Anyone watching it now on itv2? Some women goes "i'd rather have a monkey in my house than black people" She fully admits to being racist.

Yep, shocking. Shes dot aswell
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #93 on: Monday 1 December 2008, 04:22:59 PM »
That woman that was on this morning was crazy, just kept saying it wasn't her fault, because ONE black person out of millions attacked someone in her family.  :undecided:

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #94 on: Monday 1 December 2008, 08:45:57 PM »
Anyone watching it now on itv2? Some women goes "i'd rather have a monkey in my house than black people" She fully admits to being racist.

I have nothing against black people but I would f***ing love a monkey in my house.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #95 on: Monday 1 December 2008, 10:45:53 PM »
Anyone watching it now on itv2? Some women goes "i'd rather have a monkey in my house than black people" She fully admits to being racist.

I have nothing against black people but I would f***ing love a monkey in my house.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #96 on: Tuesday 2 December 2008, 11:38:50 AM »
Anyone watching it now on itv2? Some women goes "i'd rather have a monkey in my house than black people" She fully admits to being racist.

I have nothing against black people but I would f***ing love a monkey in my house.

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #97 on: Tuesday 2 December 2008, 11:39:59 AM »
Was the greatest hits this morning.  :lol:

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #98 on: Tuesday 2 December 2008, 01:59:38 PM »
Any watching this heroin addict on ITV2 now?
“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #99 on: Tuesday 2 December 2008, 02:01:57 PM »
Any watching this heroin addict on ITV2 now?

yep, repeat!
"You're giving ME the 'it's naat you it's me' routine? If it's anybaady, it's ME!!"
"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"