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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #50 on: Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:44:29 AM »
Don't geordies sound THICK EH!

EH!
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catmag

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #51 on: Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:57:20 AM »
"How can I start to have a lesbian relationship with my cross-dressing husband"

Classy.
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madras

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #52 on: Thursday 18 September 2008, 10:01:40 AM »
Quote from: catmag on Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:57:20 AM
"How can I start to have a lesbian relationship with my cross-dressing husband"

Classy.
knew yourself and he were an item but you got wed on the quiet.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #53 on: Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:23:15 PM »
My child is a future guest!.............

This evening, we went to the shop to get some milk, and ready break and that!

I positioned his perambulator next to me at the cashier, paid for the goods, said cheers, and left the shop. After walking 30 yards, Ben decided to eject from the perambulator, the packet of Ready Salted crisps he'd nicked while we were exchanging money! He's 17 months for christs sake - a thief!

I was fuming! After giving him a serious talking to, regarding decency toward your fellow man, I decided it best that he spend the night with the hoover!  Lets see if the message gets across eh!

Ready salted crisps taste SO bland!
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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
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madras

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #54 on: Friday 19 September 2008, 01:35:51 AM »
Quote from: LBW on Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:23:15 PM
My child is a future guest!.............

This evening, we went to the shop to get some milk, and ready break and that!

I positioned his perambulator next to me at the cashier, paid for the goods, said cheers, and left the shop. After walking 30 yards, Ben decided to eject from the perambulator, the packet of Ready Salted crisps he'd nicked while we were exchanging money! He's 17 months for christs sake - a thief!

I was fuming! After giving him a serious talking to, regarding decency toward your fellow man, I decided it best that he spend the night with the hoover!  Lets see if the message gets across eh!

Ready salted crisps taste SO bland!

manys the time we left tescos to find some unpaid for items in the tray bit of the pram that girl 1 had placed there while we were putting stuff in the trolley.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #55 on: Friday 19 September 2008, 09:33:16 AM »
Quote from: madras on Friday 19 September 2008, 01:35:51 AM
Quote from: LBW on Thursday 18 September 2008, 09:23:15 PM
My child is a future guest!.............

This evening, we went to the shop to get some milk, and ready break and that!

I positioned his perambulator next to me at the cashier, paid for the goods, said cheers, and left the shop. After walking 30 yards, Ben decided to eject from the perambulator, the packet of Ready Salted crisps he'd nicked while we were exchanging money! He's 17 months for christs sake - a thief!

I was fuming! After giving him a serious talking to, regarding decency toward your fellow man, I decided it best that he spend the night with the hoover!  Lets see if the message gets across eh!

Ready salted crisps taste SO bland!

manys the time we left tescos to find some unpaid for items in the tray bit of the pram that girl 1 had placed there while we were putting stuff in the trolley.


he he he!

I assume, from these two posts', then multiplied by the number of under 3's in the country, the vast majority of theivery and irresponsible damage to retail stock, is caused by these little bastards running amok!  Apologies to the 'hoody' fraternity!
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #56 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 10:22:34 AM »
just gettiing my daily Kyle fix.

Do you think guests are told to come on stage, dressed as they would be, to go to the shop on their council estate/liverpool slum|

It appears non of his guests make an effort to look like decent employable tax contributing members of society!
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catmag

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #57 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 10:27:35 AM »
Quote from: LBW on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:22:34 AM
just gettiing my daily Kyle fix.

Do you think guests are told to come on stage, dressed as they would be, to go to the shop on their council estate/liverpool slum|

It appears non of his guests make an effort to look like decent employable tax contributing members of society!

That enormous bisexual woman was scary.
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Jawesome

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #58 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 11:48:31 AM »
Since uni's started, I kinda miss the Kylenator on a morning.
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #59 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 12:38:51 PM »
Quote from: Jawesome on Monday 27 October 2008, 11:48:31 AM
Since uni's started, I kinda miss the Kylenator on a morning.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #60 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 02:21:41 PM »
Quote from: catmag on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: LBW on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:22:34 AM
just gettiing my daily Kyle fix.

Do you think guests are told to come on stage, dressed as they would be, to go to the shop on their council estate/liverpool slum|

It appears non of his guests make an effort to look like decent employable tax contributing members of society!

That enormous bisexual woman was scary.
Thats what i thought, i spose shes bisexual so there is more options available not to count out anyone!
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #61 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 02:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Ash4 on Monday 27 October 2008, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: catmag on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: LBW on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:22:34 AM
just gettiing my daily Kyle fix.

Do you think guests are told to come on stage, dressed as they would be, to go to the shop on their council estate/liverpool slum|

It appears non of his guests make an effort to look like decent employable tax contributing members of society!

That enormous bisexual woman was scary.
Thats what i thought, i spose shes bisexual so there is more options available not to count out anyone!

Bi-sexual?

Did I miss some lesbian pillow fight or funfight involving moist gussets and girl-on-girl boob suckling, and............. I'll stop there eh!
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Gash?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #62 on: Monday 27 October 2008, 02:37:23 PM »
Quote from: LBW on Monday 27 October 2008, 02:35:18 PM
Quote from: Ash4 on Monday 27 October 2008, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: catmag on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: LBW on Monday 27 October 2008, 10:22:34 AM
just gettiing my daily Kyle fix.

Do you think guests are told to come on stage, dressed as they would be, to go to the shop on their council estate/liverpool slum|

It appears non of his guests make an effort to look like decent employable tax contributing members of society!

That enormous bisexual woman was scary.
Thats what i thought, i spose shes bisexual so there is more options available not to count out anyone!

Bi-sexual?

Did I miss some lesbian pillow fight or funfight involving moist gussets and girl-on-girl boob suckling, and............. I'll stop there eh!
lmao, tbh, if it involved Toni(The "female") and that bi-sexual elephant, i wouldnt be streeming that s***!
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Gash?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #63 on: Wednesday 5 November 2008, 02:19:46 PM »
Anybody watch today?
Them geordie women  mackems.gif
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #64 on: Wednesday 5 November 2008, 02:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Ash4 on Wednesday  5 November 2008, 02:19:46 PM
Anybody watch today?
Them geordie women  mackems.gif


Fuuuuuuuuuuck!   :angry:

Just caught the end on ITV2, saw the slanty eyed fat Bjork freak woman!

What was the case for their 15 minutes of fame?
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Gash?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #65 on: Wednesday 5 November 2008, 03:03:54 PM »
The mum has took the daughter to court saying shes a bad mum doesnt feed the kid right and stuff.
Then the other daughter comes on stages and whacks her sister.
Right bunch though all three of them
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #66 on: Thursday 6 November 2008, 02:04:02 PM »
Missed it this morning again  :rant:

catching up now on ITV2. This is some taboo s*** right here and that!

"Is my brother my father!"

In my case, him being younger than me, I would deem that as impossible and t................

JJ, this is undoubtedly your cup of tea! The floor is yours squire!

Edit: scrub that, mis-read the caption
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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

Gash?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #67 on: Thursday 6 November 2008, 03:03:38 PM »
That "Is my brother the father" bunch were from Stoke, how embarrasing.
I think im addicted to this show  :-[
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #68 on: Friday 7 November 2008, 02:09:20 AM »
Quote from: Ash4 on Thursday  6 November 2008, 03:03:38 PM
That "Is my brother the father" bunch were from Stoke, how embarrasing.
I think im addicted to this show  :-[

Dont you have somewhere to be during the day like Uni or something?
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #69 on: Friday 7 November 2008, 09:33:36 AM »
QUICK!

It's those idiot religious nuts off Louis Thereux!

Fuckin loony tunes! I thought I was mentally spatial!

 mackems.gif
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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
"You're DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!"

catmag

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #70 on: Friday 7 November 2008, 09:46:13 AM »
Quote from: LBW on Friday  7 November 2008, 09:33:36 AM
QUICK!

It's those idiot religious nuts off Louis Thereux!

Fuckin loony tunes! I thought I was mentally spatial!

 mackems.gif

They're an absolute disgrace.
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #71 on: Friday 7 November 2008, 09:52:37 AM »
Quote from: catmag on Friday  7 November 2008, 09:46:13 AM
Quote from: LBW on Friday  7 November 2008, 09:33:36 AM
QUICK!

It's those idiot religious nuts off Louis Thereux!

Fuckin loony tunes! I thought I was mentally spatial!

 mackems.gif

They're an absolute disgrace.

Did you see that!

The father condemning heath ledger to hell, cos he played a 'fag' in brokeback, and picketing his funeral!

I cannot muster the words to describe people like this! Fuckin cretinous, evil scumbags will do for now.  please embellish!

 :angry:
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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
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Gash?

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #72 on: Friday 7 November 2008, 01:25:18 PM »
ITV 2 now if anyones interested, just about to start!

Quote from: Decky on Friday  7 November 2008, 02:09:20 AM
Quote from: Ash4 on Thursday  6 November 2008, 03:03:38 PM
That "Is my brother the father" bunch were from Stoke, how embarrasing.
I think im addicted to this show  :-[

Dont you have somewhere to be during the day like Uni or something?
Only do mondays and tuesdays, the rest is independant ;)
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 9 November 2008, 03:24:55 AM »
You only do 2 days a week? WTF?!
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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Syrette

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 9 November 2008, 03:30:40 AM »
Students eh.
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