Author Topic: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella (Read 14869 times)

LBW · « **Reply #400 on:** Friday 14 May 2010, 08:43:07 PM »

Quote from: Cajun on Friday 14 May 2010, 08:14:02 PM

Quote from: Liam Liam Liam O on Friday 14 May 2010, 07:59:28 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Friday 14 May 2010, 07:43:40 PM
Anyone watch it this morning?

Those two blokes who lived with those two girls

"Cos he's ma boy"

To be fair if you looked like that it would only be right to let as many lucky women as possible have a go.

They are blatantly still with the blokes, how could you let someone treat your sister like that?

More blatant contestants for the 'We don't give a s*** what the test says, we just wanna be on the telly' Championships

That specky t*** thinking he was the bees knees was rrrrather funny, and an utter spectacle. What a KNOB!!

Toon's Taylor · « **Reply #401 on:** Saturday 15 May 2010, 01:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Foluwashola on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 11:25:34 PM

Quote from: Thespence on Tuesday 27 April 2010, 11:15:05 PM
Which show is the NE edition on

http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=140709

The one broadcast on the 26th, its classic television

Why do you call her teeth?

Coz shes got nashers like.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #402 on:** Tuesday 18 May 2010, 09:52:11 AM »

Knackers of the North East on now, sheesh!

LBW · « **Reply #403 on:** Tuesday 18 May 2010, 12:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Blefuscu on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 09:52:11 AM

Knackers of the North East on now, sheesh!

Can you summarise this fiasco, so that I may decide wether or not to waste time I had set aside for shell suit and cap (with '40 yrs+' on the tag) shopping

Blefuscu · « **Reply #404 on:** Tuesday 18 May 2010, 12:59:34 PM »

Quote from: LBW on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 12:56:31 PM

Quote from: Blefuscu on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Knackers of the North East on now, sheesh!

Can you summarise this fiasco, so that I may decide wether or not to waste time I had set aside for shell suit and cap (with '40 yrs+' on the tag) shopping

Aye it was a mother saying to a lad "You will never marry my daughter". Basically it wasn't that great, mother comes out says that young knacker has been accusing the daughter of sleeping around, while he is shagging all over too. Double lie detector results.

LBW · « **Reply #405 on:** Tuesday 18 May 2010, 01:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Blefuscu on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 12:59:34 PM

Quote from: LBW on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Blefuscu on Tuesday 18 May 2010, 09:52:11 AM
Knackers of the North East on now, sheesh!

Can you summarise this fiasco, so that I may decide wether or not to waste time I had set aside for shell suit and cap (with '40 yrs+' on the tag) shopping

Aye it was a mother saying to a lad "You will never marry my daughter". Basically it wasn't that great, mother comes out says that young knacker has been accusing the daughter of sleeping around, while he is shagging all over too. Double lie detector results.

I'll have a peek with and egg and bacon butty eh!!

Blefuscu · « **Reply #406 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:38:46 AM »

Jesus H Samuel, there are a couple on here this morning who feed their 5 month old baby McDonalds and stuff from the chip shop on a regular basis.

Pilko · « **Reply #407 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:53:07 AM »

I've never seen Jez as angry as he was five minutes ago

fantastic.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #408 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:56:55 AM »

Christ, this is tragic. The poor bloody kid stuck in the middle of this. Feeding a 5 month old baby junk food is f***ing abuse. They shouldn't be allowed to have kids when they are that bloody neglectful. The kids is 5 months old and apparantly seriously overweight. Stupid f***ing charva scum

LBW · « **Reply #409 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 10:32:28 AM »

I was awed inspired by her completley expert 'multi-chair' six foot dragmanship! She MUST be a 3rd time guest. The approach, the grip, and the removal techniques were controled, smooth, and sublime! Nice one scumwench

Pilko · « **Reply #410 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:17:00 PM »

One of the women on that "don't judge me because I'm different" show on ITV2 today is my next door neighbour - one of the ones with the facial skin condition - it has cleared up no end since the show was made a few years ago.

I knew she went on the Kyle show but it's the first time I've actually seen it, and she came across well.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #411 on:** Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Pilko on Thursday 27 May 2010, 09:17:00 PM

One of the women on that "don't judge me because I'm different" show on ITV2 today is my next door neighbour - one of the ones with the facial skin condition - it has cleared up no end since the show was made a few years ago.

I knew she went on the Kyle show but it's the first time I've actually seen it, and she came across well.

nice one.

Cajun · « **Reply #412 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 10:10:43 AM »

This one has been brilliant, the woman really is "special" it's f***ing hilarious

OCK · « **Reply #413 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 10:11:44 AM »

Sometimes feel the only time I ever get to hear a Northern Accent on Telly is on Jeremy Kyle - think MKSC pointed that out to me.

adam · « **Reply #414 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 10:51:09 AM »

Or Primetime ITV, Or the X-Factor, Or MOTD?

Cajun · « **Reply #415 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 03:05:04 PM »

That Ant and Dec are sometimes on tv.

Ritchie · « **Reply #416 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 03:14:49 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM&feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM&feature=related</a>

Gash? · « **Reply #417 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 03:17:11 PM »

Aye, Matt Helders put this on twitter last night was in stitches. Jeremy's hair has he approached him was brilliant.

Haris Vuckic · « **Reply #418 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 04:02:55 PM »

Chimps.

QBG · « **Reply #419 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 04:13:48 PM »

Quote from: Ritchie on Friday 8 October 2010, 03:14:49 PM

Quality

LBW · « **Reply #420 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 05:49:02 PM »

Quote from: QBG on Friday 8 October 2010, 04:13:48 PM

Quote from: Ritchie on Friday 8 October 2010, 03:14:49 PM

Quality

Quality and mint!!!

davy_fulla · « **Reply #421 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 07:10:30 PM »

That clip is mint. Jezza is scum of the highest order.

Decky · « **Reply #422 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 07:13:29 PM »

Bet the knacker on the show is a local hero to the charvas now.

Interpolic · « **Reply #423 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 07:16:29 PM »

If he talked like that to anyone outside his TV studio, he'd get a total hiding.

That's what irritates me about him - he gets people (often quite vulnerable people / mentals) on his show so that he can patronise and moralise and point and snigger.

JH · « **Reply #424 on:** Friday 8 October 2010, 07:30:01 PM »

"he gets people on his show"?

They're the ones who apply to be on - get everything they deserve. He doesn't stick a gun to their head and march them onto the stage.