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Blefuscu

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #325 on: Sunday 25 October 2009, 11:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Alan Shearer 9 on Sunday 25 October 2009, 11:16:10 PM
American Jeremy Kyle =

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iX_yfwbgpE&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iX_yfwbgpE&amp;feature=related</a>


:lol:

Is that the fella who used to be the security guy on Jerry Springer?
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #326 on: Sunday 25 October 2009, 11:35:04 PM »
That show is f***ing amazing :lol:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUudnApCWE" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUudnApCWE</a>


:lol: :lol:
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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #327 on: Sunday 25 October 2009, 11:44:09 PM »
It is Toonlass. There's tonnes of clips of him screaming at people on youtube, quite amusing.
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #328 on: Thursday 3 December 2009, 11:54:54 AM »
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TV lies expert fibbed to police over speeding ticket 
 
A TV lie detector expert has been given a suspended 24-week prison sentence after he was caught out lying to police over a speeding ticket.

Bruce Burgess, who does polygraph tests on the Jeremy Kyle Show, was snapped by a speed camera breaking the 30mph limit in Hampshire on 31 August this year.

Burgess, 65, of Charles Babbage Close, Chessington, Surrey, lied to police by saying he was not the driver.

Burgess admitted perverting the course of justice at an earlier hearing.

The jail sentence was suspended for 12 months and he was also ordered to carry out 180 hours of community service by Portsmouth Crown Court.

Burgess was fined £250 for the speeding offence and given three points on his driving licence which caused him to be disqualified for a year.

The court heard the speeding offence took place in Anglesea Road, Portsmouth.

"This started off as a speeding offence and has turned out to be a criminal matter which has involved a possible prison sentence with the possible loss of livelihood and all the embarrassment that goes with that," said Pc Mick Gear.

"This could have been dealt with very easily and it is just not worth the risk so my advice is to put your hands up at the first opportunity."

As well as working on TV shows including The Trisha Show, The Jerry Springer Show and This Morning, Burgess works with private clients.

His website offers polygraph tests, including to prove infidelity, sexual abuse and theft.

The website states that he is a member of both the American Polygraph Association and the Association of British Investigators.

Burgess was also ordered to pay £1,250 costs and a £15 victim surcharge.
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8391292.stm

Not sure how he can continue to hold such an important public position that affects the lives of so many of the British public after this. :lol:
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #329 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:13:01 PM »
Anyone see the guy on today with the massive shiner? :lol: f***ing disgusting couple.
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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Interpolic

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #330 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Decky on Monday  7 December 2009, 02:13:01 PM
Anyone see the guy on today with the massive shiner? :lol: f***ing disgusting couple.

Aye it's putting me off me sausage sandwich.  Me lass thought it was a tumour.
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Quote from: Andy on Friday  2 December 2011, 10:57:27 PM
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #331 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:16:38 PM »
Classic Kyle right here like, f***ing hilarious.
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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Interpolic

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #332 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:20:23 PM »
You're right, it's mint.  I wish someone a bit more articulate would stand up to him like, but this guy's off his head.
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Quote from: Andy on Friday  2 December 2011, 10:57:27 PM
[Interpolic has] a semblance of intellect. :thup:

Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #333 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:21:01 PM »
Hes a total scum bag, that is 100% a shiner, some lucky c*** nutted him.
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“What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.” - Sir Bobby Robson

Alan Shearer 9

Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #334 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 02:25:19 PM »
I still prefer Steve's show
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Nixon

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #335 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 03:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Interpolic on Monday  7 December 2009, 02:20:23 PM
You're right, it's mint.  I wish someone a bit more articulate would stand up to him like, but this guy's off his head.
He had some truly s**** tattoo's on his hands as well. :lol:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #336 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
 :lol: f***ing hell, fine specimen him like.
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Nixon

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #337 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 03:18:03 PM »
I dunno why anyone would want to go on this show now. Even if you're an oxbridge graduate you end up looking scummy.
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Interpolic

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #338 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 08:37:59 PM »
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 03:18:03 PM
I dunno why anyone would want to go on this show now. Even if you're an oxbridge graduate you end up looking scummy.

I got told they get paid £600+ per appearance.  Hence the reason he gets skint, vulnerable people on the show so he can shout at them.  Absolute prick.
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Quote from: Andy on Friday  2 December 2011, 10:57:27 PM
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LBW

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #339 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 08:43:25 PM »
I missed it this morning :weep:


I only see Wed and Thurs mornings now, when he's been despatched at nursery, cos every other morning, he screams and shouts at me until I put Chuggington/thomas etc back on. This lad is gonna be the youngest ever street bum I tell you!!   :angry:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #340 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 09:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Interpolic on Monday  7 December 2009, 08:37:59 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 03:18:03 PM
I dunno why anyone would want to go on this show now. Even if you're an oxbridge graduate you end up looking scummy.

I got told they get paid £600+ per appearance.  Hence the reason he gets skint, vulnerable people on the show so he can shout at them.  Absolute prick.
£600!? f*** me, fancy pretending we used to like each other but have since fallen out aftere I found out you got with me lass (Blefescu?) behind me back?
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Interpolic

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #341 on: Monday 7 December 2009, 09:20:36 PM »
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 09:18:55 PM
Quote from: Interpolic on Monday  7 December 2009, 08:37:59 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 03:18:03 PM
I dunno why anyone would want to go on this show now. Even if you're an oxbridge graduate you end up looking scummy.

I got told they get paid £600+ per appearance.  Hence the reason he gets skint, vulnerable people on the show so he can shout at them.  Absolute prick.
£600!? f*** me, fancy pretending we used to like each other but have since fallen out aftere I found out you got with me lass (Blefescu?) behind me back?

Switch roles, you can be the Latin lover.
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Quote from: Andy on Friday  2 December 2011, 10:57:27 PM
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Blefuscu

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #342 on: Tuesday 8 December 2009, 12:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 09:18:55 PM
Quote from: Interpolic on Monday  7 December 2009, 08:37:59 PM
Quote from: Kezman on Monday  7 December 2009, 03:18:03 PM
I dunno why anyone would want to go on this show now. Even if you're an oxbridge graduate you end up looking scummy.

I got told they get paid £600+ per appearance.  Hence the reason he gets skint, vulnerable people on the show so he can shout at them.  Absolute prick.
£600!? f*** me, fancy pretending we used to like each other but have since fallen out aftere I found out you got with me lass (Blefescu?) behind me back?

But we were on a break!
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Nixon

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #343 on: Tuesday 8 December 2009, 12:11:55 AM »
Ye'll be on a break if ya keep ya back chat up love!
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Blefuscu

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #344 on: Tuesday 8 December 2009, 12:26:34 AM »
Quote from: Kezman on Tuesday  8 December 2009, 12:11:55 AM
Ye'll be on a break if ya keep ya back chat up love!

Well I didn't know he was doing you too did I? And he didn't put anything on the end of it! Take a lie detector!
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #345 on: Tuesday 8 December 2009, 10:44:16 AM »
Who saw the last 'couple' there?  :lol:

The story was a bit off the beaten track tbh.............. Am I the father?  (I bet Luke Skywalker wished the DNA test had been invented)
The kid is 9 month, and mummy had slept with this guy and another in the space of a week. This guy claims he could not be the father.......... because he chose not to ejaculate in the required cavity!!!!! (maybe on her tummy?) Unless he suspects some vinegar stroke pre-muck globules broke free, and sneaked through the catflap, or in this case, past the pissflap, why the f*** is he there? Maybe he wants to be on telly for a bit eh? :doh:
The lass claimed  that through the childs early life, all she's seen out of this bloke is thirty quid!!!! If you havent seen this and want to watch this afternoon by any chance, please do not open the following 'spoil' unit...

Based on the result, I'd assume the following stance......



Spoiler
HAAAAAAAA! YOU MONEY GRABBING HUSSY!!!  TOYING WITH A MANS EMOTIONS!! I WILL EXPECT THAT THIRTY QUID BACK WHEN WE GET ON THE BUS YOU WHORE!
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Decky

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #346 on: Tuesday 8 December 2009, 10:48:11 AM »
All the women on this are f***ing honking!
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Blefuscu

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #347 on: Monday 11 January 2010, 09:53:36 AM »
Mackems on Jeremy Kyle this morning. f***ing hilarious  :mackems:
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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #348 on: Monday 11 January 2010, 10:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday 11 January 2010, 09:53:36 AM
Mackems on Jeremy Kyle this morning. f***ing hilarious  :mackems:

Aye I saw that. I said to my wife (she's Danish) that they were mackems. She was saying that she could never tell the difference between North East accents, she listened for five minutes then said that she thought they sounded like thick trailor park Geordies. ;D Made my morning
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Blefuscu

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Re: Jeremy Kyle Show, Hooligan Fella
« Reply #349 on: Monday 11 January 2010, 10:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Micktoon on Monday 11 January 2010, 10:20:21 AM
Quote from: Blefuscu on Monday 11 January 2010, 09:53:36 AM
Mackems on Jeremy Kyle this morning. f***ing hilarious  :mackems:

Aye I saw that. I said to my wife (she's Danish) that they were mackems. She was saying that she could never tell the difference between North East accents, she listened for five minutes then said that she thought they sounded like thick trailor park Geordies. ;D Made my morning

 :clap: Micktoon's wife
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