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Pilko · « **Reply #275 on:** Monday 11 May 2009, 10:16:15 AM »

So many young mothers, yet not a looker in the bunch.

LBW · « **Reply #276 on:** Tuesday 12 May 2009, 09:56:28 AM »

"Is it true, you pulled your trousers down, and your knickers, and urinated on your mothers' carpet?"

"Yes!"

"You could have at least hoovered up for her damn you! Scottish folk are dirty! Dirty vermin in technicolour!"

Cajun · « **Reply #277 on:** Tuesday 12 May 2009, 10:38:19 AM »

I like the

"You threatened to deficate on the carpet!?"
"No! I urinated on the carpet"

Felt well sorry for that bloke at the end though

LBW · « **Reply #278 on:** Monday 18 May 2009, 10:21:13 AM »

My aim this weekend, is to buy seven 2Ltr bottles of White lightening, and drink them all within 24 hours. I have notified my mother that my kidneys may no longer be of any use to her!

Ste · « **Reply #279 on:** Monday 18 May 2009, 10:25:48 AM »

LOL @ that Kammy this morning. Seen the part where the lie detector results came out, and he still maintained he hadn't slept with her.

His ex-lass and her mate pretty much sums up the type of people on the show.

LBW · « **Reply #280 on:** Tuesday 19 May 2009, 02:15:42 PM »

ITV2 now. this woman has the feet of a polar bear!

TaylorJ_01 · « **Reply #281 on:** Tuesday 19 May 2009, 08:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Stephen927 on Monday 18 May 2009, 10:25:48 AM

LOL @ that Kammy this morning. Seen the part where the lie detector results came out, and he still maintained he hadn't slept with her. His ex-lass and her mate pretty much sums up the type of people on the show.

That was brilliant. It got to the point where he couldn't admit it because it had went too far. But still, imagine he was telling the truth, and he really was a lovely man.

LBW · « **Reply #282 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 03:56:19 PM »

Anyone see the second show this afternoon?

What a fuckin loon family they were. If you didn't see it, I won't go into it, but I got the strong impression they............. well, this poem might get the notion across.

There were four in the bed
And the little one said
Mam I'm tired now, can I get some sleep please

Northerngimp · « **Reply #283 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 03:59:30 PM »

Quote from: LBW on Friday 5 June 2009, 03:56:19 PM

Anyone see the second show this afternoon?

What a fuckin loon family they were. If you didn't see it, I won't go into it, but I got the strong impression they............. well, this poem might get the notion across.

There were four in the bed
And the little one said
Mam I'm tired now, can I get some sleep please

Seriously?

LBW · « **Reply #284 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 04:04:43 PM »

Quote from: Northerngimp on Friday 5 June 2009, 03:59:30 PM

Quote from: LBW on Friday 5 June 2009, 03:56:19 PM
Anyone see the second show this afternoon?

What a fuckin loon family they were. If you didn't see it, I won't go into it, but I got the strong impression they............. well, this poem might get the notion across.

There were four in the bed
And the little one said
Mam I'm tired now, can I get some sleep please

Seriously?

I wouldn't be surprised mate, but doubt it. A lads' family spurned his gf and kids saying they didn't want to know them, because he chose to fly the nest and start a family of his own. He was a mummys boy apparently, and when he left, they just could not accept or handle it. Very sad. And by sad I mean pathetic, and loony tunes!

Northerngimp · « **Reply #285 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 04:09:14 PM »

They need a monkey.

Decky · « **Reply #286 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 05:01:03 PM »

Anyone see the ones that were on it today, one of them had an "im the daddy" t-shirt after the DNA results

Absolutely scum of a family.

LBW · « **Reply #287 on:** Friday 5 June 2009, 07:34:14 PM »

Quote from: Decky on Friday 5 June 2009, 05:01:03 PM

Anyone see the ones that were on it today, one of them had an "im the daddy" t-shirt after the DNA results Absolutely scum of a family.

See a bit further up Deckforth! They were fuckin class to watch, but scary familyness!

Decky · « **Reply #288 on:** Thursday 25 June 2009, 03:27:06 PM »

Nixon on the show now on ITV2

Pilko · « **Reply #289 on:** Thursday 25 June 2009, 03:36:32 PM »

It actually is Nixon

Decky · « **Reply #290 on:** Thursday 25 June 2009, 03:38:14 PM »

The latino Eva Longoria lookalike beside him is f***ing FURIOUS after he smashed the NUFC clock off the kitchen wall during an argument.

LBW · « **Reply #291 on:** Friday 3 July 2009, 09:30:22 AM »

There is a woman on todays show, who is absolutely f***ing ugly and minging, and I can't believe some daft sod married it!

I was thinking, the Medusa off Clash of the Titans!

Gash? · « **Reply #292 on:** Friday 3 July 2009, 09:48:27 AM »

This welsh bint thats on now is awful, her face is shaped like a potato. Her neck actually doesn't exist. Urgh.

Blefuscu · « **Reply #293 on:** Friday 3 July 2009, 09:49:21 AM »

Will have to catch it later on, I am supposed to be working at the moment. By the way, morning Lankster, morning Ash. Morning Decky if you are up yet.

Decky · « **Reply #294 on:** Friday 3 July 2009, 05:12:59 PM »

Morning

Let me guess, this woman was pregnant?

LBW · « **Reply #295 on:** Friday 3 July 2009, 05:20:10 PM »

Quote from: Derek on Friday 3 July 2009, 05:12:59 PM

Morning Let me guess, this woman was pregnant?

Nope, somehow, she gained the opportunity to sleep with another, seemingly desperate bloke, and she blabbed it to her hubby during a heated discussion

Blefuscu · « **Reply #296 on:** Thursday 9 July 2009, 09:59:57 AM »

This morning's show.

Dr.Spaceman · « **Reply #297 on:** Thursday 9 July 2009, 10:10:13 AM »

I love this show!

LBW · « **Reply #298 on:** Thursday 9 July 2009, 10:45:41 AM »

I only saw Lionel Ritchie man. What was so funny Blessthishouse?

Blefuscu · « **Reply #299 on:** Thursday 9 July 2009, 10:53:45 AM »

Quote from: LBW on Thursday 9 July 2009, 10:45:41 AM

I only saw Lionel Ritchie man. What was so funny Blessthishouse?

Couple of Geordies on there first. She looked like the back end of a bus, he looked like he could do with a bath. She was claiming he was violent, a tramp etc yet she still had a kid by him. Then she claimed that he had slept with a bloke, which he admitted to. So anyway, he wanted a DNA test on the bairn. She was "150% sure" that the bairn was his, there was no way the bairn was anyone elses. His new girlfriend threatened to kick the s**** out of the ex, said that she was all the scum of the earth etc. The ex reckoned she couldn't contact him, he had apparantly pawned his phone to give money to the ex for the bairn. Anyway DNA tests were done and the bairn wasn't his. He is distraught, the ex is bubbling on about how she was sure it was him. Jezza was doing his usual spiel. Funny as....