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Chrissy Bee

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #25 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 11:11:25 AM »
OK, so you've warned us. How can we avoid it? I guess it's caught by playing with other people's poo?

Snoopy

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #26 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 11:15:43 AM »
Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. :)

NE6

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #27 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 04:26:10 PM »
Just followed through this morning whilst watching My name is Earl, nothing to do with Illness though, due to the amount of snakebite i consumed last night.


what screwed up life do you lead if my name is earl is on in your morning?

I have a thing called a DVD player, have you heard of them? means you can watch whatever you want when you want.

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #28 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 09:44:31 PM »
Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first. :)

so directly or inderectly, its caught by playing with peoples poo? ;)

Jimburst

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #29 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 09:59:18 PM »
hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum.... :tongue3:
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

billybucknuts

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #30 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 10:02:23 PM »
it's embarrassing phoning the home insurance company the day after you get caught short on the way to the toilet.

"I've had an accident, and my bathroom carpet's ruined"
"ok sir, what was the cause of this?"
"I s*** myself"


got the carpet though  bluebiggrin.gif

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #31 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 10:27:50 PM »
This is a class thread. :lol:
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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #32 on: Sunday 19 March 2006, 10:35:00 PM »
this is becoming almost an epidemic in this area according to the doctors.  This household has been through 19 bog rolls in the last 3 days

You're not wrong. I know several people who've come down with it.
I've avoided it myself........so far.

sunderlandsuck

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #33 on: Monday 20 March 2006, 02:29:50 PM »
can i catch it 2ce? 

and how long did it last? mine lasted a few hours , roughly from 9:30  - bout 5:30 this mornin

The College Dropout

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #34 on: Monday 20 March 2006, 07:19:43 PM »
I can't sleep properly or **** all, looking at this monitor hurts me eyes, and I'm gonna try and rest all day today. Here we go I need another s**** brb. **** sake.

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I'm almost wetting myself with laughter!!!

Stevie

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 21 March 2006, 10:12:58 AM »
hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum.... :tongue3:

I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly  bluebiggrin.gif.  You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.
f*** off Kingdawson you c***

Snoopy

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 21 March 2006, 06:32:09 PM »
I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly bluebiggrin.gif. You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.
And to celebrate Stevie being able to manage to get a "proper" s****, the drinks are on him! :D
Cheers! bluelaugh.gif  :occasion14:

Glad you are feeling better now anyway :)

Beren

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 21 March 2006, 06:40:57 PM »
...the Aristocrats!

MagicNumber9

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 21 March 2006, 06:58:12 PM »
Been bad myself mate, http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,16992.0.html

think youve had the runs worse than me, ive been sick a lot more than i have been to the toilet!

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #39 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 02:20:45 PM »
whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!
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Syrette

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #40 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 02:32:58 PM »
whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!
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Snoopy

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #41 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 03:00:45 PM »
whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!
:laughing4: snigger.gif  crylaughin.gif What a horrible thought!

Hope you are not speaking from experience! Should have tried putting a plug in it like this > nurse1.gif
:lol:

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #42 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 03:10:39 PM »
happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes!
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Snoopy

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #43 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 03:14:00 PM »
happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes!
Blimey your poor mum! ohmy.gif
Of course its just the luck of the draw that it would happen outside. In public. Couldn't have happened in her own house where it would have been less embarrassing.  shy.gif

sunderlandsuck

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #44 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 06:32:31 PM »
i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #45 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 06:37:23 PM »
I had it the other day.. But I'm blaming the stellas

Snoopy

Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #46 on: Wednesday 22 March 2006, 06:42:44 PM »
i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now
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What a wonderful thread. Just remember not to read it when you are eating :D

Ally

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Re: This bug a lot of people seem to have...
« Reply #47 on: Monday 3 July 2006, 09:01:42 PM »
How have I never seen this thread before?! :lol: :lol: