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pedro111

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #50 on: Thursday 28 August 2008, 08:34:20 PM »
I was in high school when this aired for the first time and me and all the lads thought it was the greatest thing we had ever seen.

We used to spend ages pissing ourselves laughing at each episode the next day at school when we were supposed to be doing some Chemistry s*** or something.

So many classic moments, just a few off the top of my head:

-Cock, p*ss, Partridge wrote on the side of his car!  mackems.gif

-Where he went to that funeral with a Castrol GTX jacket on!  mackems.gif

-Sunday, bloody Sunday. mackems.gif

-Not a chance you spastic, you're a bloody mentalist!  mackems.gif

-Fire and move, fire and move! mackems.gif

-The farmers dropping a cow on him!  mackems.gif

-Oh....Jet..........  mackems.gif

-Whats in that drawer Alan?   mackems.gif

-Bangkok Chick Boys! mackems.gif

And many, many more.

Just Brilliant!  :clap:
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Quote from: Mike on Tuesday  5 April 2011, 07:53:18 PM
Of course. I've been grooming Pedro for ages just to get a crack at that starfish.

Carlito

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #51 on: Friday 29 August 2008, 08:11:35 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUoiW-0wBc</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl5RvbGdik&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEl5RvbGdik&amp;feature=related</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM&amp;feature=related</a>


I love the chocolate mousse scene as well where he's talking through sex :lol:

"Right...let battle commense" :lol:

"Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I think certain people...need...access to DIXONS!!"

"It may be chocolate to you but to an unwitting member of staff, this could look like some sort of dirty protest"

"Oh well...when da boat comes in. Go on, booger off!"

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Fat b****** out!

Jill

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #52 on: Sunday 16 August 2009, 10:32:39 PM »
Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk :aww:
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Fugazi

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #53 on: Sunday 16 August 2009, 10:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Hatful Of Hollow on Wednesday 11 January 2006, 05:03:08 PM
Quote from: MG on Wednesday 11 January 2006, 04:53:03 PM
Favourite show ever.

I actually think series 2 is funnier, so many more memorable lines.

"You gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa. Bloody sofa!"

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk

I prefer series 1 overall, but when he stands on the spike and still gives the speech was hilarious.

Ah, my original persona, before was deleted.  :weep:
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cp40

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #54 on: Monday 17 August 2009, 06:59:42 PM »
Quote from: N.U.T Chris on Wednesday 11 January 2006, 03:52:52 PM
Watched the whole first series of "I Alan Partridge" last night on DVD...had me in stitches.

Every character is brilliant, but Alan Partridge is up there with David Brent definitely.

"It's after 7 o'clock so technically it's your show, and it should be you saying sorry for not controlling your guests...read the small print of your CONE tract".

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loved that banter when he told the other dj to f*** off.
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LBW

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #55 on: Monday 17 August 2009, 07:51:33 PM »
Quote from: cp40 on Monday 17 August 2009, 06:59:42 PM
Quote from: N.U.T Chris on Wednesday 11 January 2006, 03:52:52 PM
Watched the whole first series of "I Alan Partridge" last night on DVD...had me in stitches.

Every character is brilliant, but Alan Partridge is up there with David Brent definitely.

"It's after 7 o'clock so technically it's your show, and it should be you saying sorry for not controlling your guests...read the small print of your CONE tract".

 bluelaugh.gif



loved that banter when he told the other dj to f*** off.

"A dosser, a dwad, and a dalendless shid!"

 :lol:
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TaylorJ_01

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #56 on: Monday 17 August 2009, 10:06:35 PM »
Love Alan Partridge. See sig...
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Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Wednesday  2 May 2012, 03:52:01 PM
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

Fugazi

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #57 on: Monday 17 August 2009, 10:25:26 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA</a>
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TaylorJ_01

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #58 on: Monday 17 August 2009, 10:41:38 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw</a>


Can't stop watching this skit from knowing me knowing you.

"You are a bloody s***! A bloody... shitting buggering... buggerhead!"
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Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Wednesday  2 May 2012, 03:52:01 PM
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

GM

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:31:07 PM »
Alan Partridge appears as a guest tonight on the Jonathon Ross show. ITV1, 9.30pm.

God my life is dull.
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Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:36:19 PM »
Get yourself a girlfriend.
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Toon's Taylor

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #61 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Ronaldo on Saturday  1 October 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Get yourself a girlfriend.

He's got a wife, why do you think he's so excited about this?  :lol:
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Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #62 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:39:23 PM »
I was discreetly quoting Partridge from that segment.
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"Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

"You should build him a ramp on his house."

GM

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Saturday  1 October 2011, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Ronaldo on Saturday  1 October 2011, 08:36:19 PM
Get yourself a girlfriend.

He's got a wife, why do you think he's so excited about this?  :lol:

:lol: :lol:  :okay:
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TheGuv

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #64 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 08:52:53 PM »
Yes!
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TheGuv

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #65 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 09:16:48 PM »
He just did jonathan ross on the advert there :lol:
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"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

Jill

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #66 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 10:07:12 PM »
Head f*** that like :lol:
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Cajun

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #67 on: Saturday 1 October 2011, 10:30:58 PM »
The camera work for the Cee Lo Green song was horrific.
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wormy

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #68 on: Thursday 6 October 2011, 10:56:30 PM »
:fwap: Missed it the first time and the repeat's on now.
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Scoreboard82

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #69 on: Friday 7 October 2011, 05:19:59 PM »
My favourite comedy character of all time. Loved the abba duet he did with that woman on "Knowing me, knowing you". His facial expressions were fantastic right through all his Alan Partridge stuff. Struggled to appreciate some of his other characters though, with the exception of Paul and Pauline Calf. I'll never forget that episode when he went to pick Paulines fake "Greek" boyfriend up from the airport. "Spiros, the boyfriend asked where he got the car, and as Paul started to tell him, he interrupted and said "Yeah, yeah, i know it. Next to Texas homecare." Supposedly he'd never set foot in England until then. Great stuff.
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Shak

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #70 on: Friday 7 October 2011, 06:02:36 PM »
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Sewelly

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #71 on: Sunday 1 January 2012, 10:55:59 PM »
Has anybody read/listened to the new book?
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Quote from: Stifler on Monday 14 May 2012, 10:49:35 PM
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.

TheGuv

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #72 on: Sunday 1 January 2012, 10:56:45 PM »
Aye. Very funny
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"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

wormy

Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 1 January 2012, 11:09:10 PM »
A mate at work was reading us excerpts when we were sat around last night, sounds amazing, need to get it.
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Sewelly

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Re: Alan Partridge
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 1 January 2012, 11:15:11 PM »
I was gonna buy the book until I realised he does the Audiobook himself, so I'm getting that.  :lol:
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Quote from: Stifler on Monday 14 May 2012, 10:49:35 PM
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
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