Author Topic: Alan Partridge (Read 5773 times)

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

Caller: I'd like to go round Legoland, with Sean Connery, and then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor.

Alan: I've got to say Roy, I don't think that's Connery's cup of tea. I think Sean would rather do something like wander round the wild fowl park in Pepperstock, with bottle ae scotch!

Caller: I dont agree, he'd go to Legoland. Bye. *Hangs up*

Ian W · « **Reply #251 on:** Tuesday 17 January 2012, 12:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Troll on Thursday 12 January 2012, 12:52:01 PM

Did anyone go and see Coogan at the City Hall a couple of years ago? The first half of his set was all his other characters and it was rubbish, too many musical numbers. Then he came on as Partridge for the second half and it was great. You knew it would be when he opened with a Queen medley. The DVD of it's on Youtube if anyone's not seen it.

I saw him down here doing that show, thought the Partridge bit was pretty good but otherwise not brilliant. Just weird seeing the characters out of the normal situations.

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

Tom Spotley? When?

Phil Mitchell · « **Reply #253 on:** Wednesday 18 January 2012, 05:28:25 AM »

I just want to be able to say “I'm Alan Partridge. Join me tonight when my guests will be”, I don't know... “Chris Rea”. Actually, he lives in the area. I could have had him over. “Alright Chris!”, “Hello Alan I didn't know you'd moved in”, “Yeah, just moved in, last week. I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?”, “I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?”, “I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Do you like Mini Kiev's?”, “I love them! But my wife's vegetarian”, “Doesn't matter. She can have fish”, “No she won't eat that either”, “Oh forget it!. You people”

POOT · « **Reply #254 on:** Wednesday 18 January 2012, 10:09:32 AM »

Ronaldo · « **Reply #255 on:** Wednesday 18 January 2012, 12:00:12 PM »

No way, you big spastic. You're a mentalist!

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

THEEERREEE WE GO. Ruby grapefruit juice.

Otter · « **Reply #257 on:** Wednesday 18 January 2012, 07:59:45 PM »

Just face it, he's Roger the Dodger. Am I right?

YOU'RE NOT WRONG!

Toon's Taylor · « **Reply #258 on:** Thursday 26 January 2012, 10:36:43 AM »

http://www.zavvi.com/dvd/alan-partridge-the-complete-collection/10065258.html?awc=2549_1327574093_8def2167fbcff1832dc56cbdd599ed81&affil=awin

Neil · Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM

Quote from: Toon's Taylor on Thursday 26 January 2012, 10:36:43 AM

http://www.zavvi.com/dvd/alan-partridge-the-complete-collection/10065258.html?awc=2549_1327574093_8def2167fbcff1832dc56cbdd599ed81&affil=awin

That is getting ordered today.

Ian W · « **Reply #260 on:** Thursday 26 January 2012, 10:58:05 AM »

Quote from: Phil Mitchell on Wednesday 18 January 2012, 05:28:25 AM

I just want to be able to say “I'm Alan Partridge. Join me tonight when my guests will be”, I don't know... “Chris Rea”. Actually, he lives in the area. I could have had him over. “Alright Chris!”, “Hello Alan I didn't know you'd moved in”, “Yeah, just moved in, last week. I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?”, “I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?”, “I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Do you like Mini Kiev's?”, “I love them! But my wife's vegetarian”, “Doesn't matter. She can have fish”, “No she won't eat that either”, “Oh forget it!. You people”

First time I heard that I was creased. Long time ago now, but it's still class.

Otter · « **Reply #261 on:** Thursday 26 January 2012, 06:32:07 PM »

I'd throw cabbages, hot bovril and gravel....

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

Make sure she hasn't got any stink bombs strapped to her. If she detonates those it'll be the mother of all pongs. Then we'll see who's brave.

je85 · « **Reply #263 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 11:41:28 AM »

Steve Coogan recieves £40k settlement in phone hacking case. Cashback.

Ian W · « **Reply #264 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 11:55:02 AM »

Jurassic Park.

wormy · « **Reply #265 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 11:56:01 AM »

Back of the net.

TheGuv · « **Reply #266 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 11:56:53 AM »

Kiss my face.

Neil · Quote from: RKO on Monday 28 November 2011, 11:48:22 PM

Smell my cheese.

wormy · « **Reply #268 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:01:08 PM »

Butter my ass.

Nath · « **Reply #269 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:04:08 PM »

Oh cook a cat.

John P · « **Reply #270 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 12:46:19 PM »

Chip and pin. (Isn't a Partridge quote but should be if there is ever a new series or film)

Pilko · Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM

Spice World.

Chrisjraby · « **Reply #272 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 04:37:18 PM »

Jackinackinory

Otter · « **Reply #273 on:** Wednesday 8 February 2012, 07:03:00 PM »

He'll no doubt be celebrating with a glass of Sprunt tonight.

Fugazi · « **Reply #274 on:** Thursday 9 February 2012, 10:03:29 PM »


Alan Partridge - The Election Night Armistice